Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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nerwende_fml 0
Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []
KiddNYC1O 22
Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.
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KiddNYC1O 22
Her run will soon end, you'll see. Gaga's not the grandma's.
damselchelle 4
cus, baby, she was born that waaaay!
Every1luvsfmls 6
mmm, can I come watch her sing telephone
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She may wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
rallets 23
maybe shes born this way oh damn 30 beat me to it, ahh ill still leave it :P
choirnerd9 0
Well who gives a shit if she's beautiful and dirty rich? Eh, eh, there's nothin else I can say on that subject.
rallets 23
cherry cherry boom boom
L3Paparazzo 7
just dancee broo
PassTheDutch 0
44 is the about you in your profile from scrubs. lol
Valdrek 26
lol foo shoo broo
rebekahah 7
71- lol yes it is!! :D I love that one! but that episode (the musical one) seemed to drag on forever. ;) OP, don't be a drag, just be a queen. ;)
KatieRawrr 0
Dance with her :] Be your best friend yeah I love you forever, Up in the clouds we're both higher than ever Eh eh, so happy I could die
mikolyshka 0
1) Secretly take nude pics of her as she's dancing. 2) threaten to post pics on Internet 3) ??? 4) profit!!!
mr_miyagi 0
haha 114 is that an underwear gnome reference i see?
yazmi_09 3
but op she was born that way!!
Gbleier333 4
don't live with her then. your fault.
gutzz 0
Sounds painful
omgwtfbbq69 5
She was born that way.
rewshrew 0
lol
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
nice #94
paradisepeace24 0
maybe she was caught in a bad romance and was getting her pic taken by the paparazzi lol
emily14swim 0
hahaha#94. good point
Gbleier333 4
don't be a poor ****** then and shut the **** up
violetdabomb 0
lol maybe she wants to play a love game with the grandma ;)
ReynshineCutting 10
OP says "live-in mother in law" which implies the MIL moved in with them. They're probably helping HER broke ass out for spending her retirement fund on tickets to go see Lady GaGa.
forrealiluvmyslf 6
Love it!! Go mom-in-law! You could ask her to refrain while you're home? :-)
laurbear12 3
108 not funny
super_ella21 0
this has been pretty much totally changed from the original one I moderated..
KMilliron 2
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.
OMG_N3RD 0
Everyone knows that
thatguy205 4
Well I didn't...so settle down there scruffy.
lsinc20 5
Thats it older than my grandmother!!
destinystomper 9
Haha
nerwende_fml 0
Maybe she should dance in the dark? Don't bother, I'll show myself out ------> []
BellaGoBoom 6
You're amazing.
raptorfan22 0
lol you madam (think) win at life
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Well, you are currently bi-winning with this comment!
Takador 3
Since youre a Government Hooker, you should Dance in the Dark under my Christmass Tree
MysticMint 0
Well, make her feel welcomed and join in. Don't be such a crummy roomie/in law.
meade34 2
^ my thoughts exactly.
oblio 0
love this. why not,OP?
SmittyJA24 26
Agreed. Take of YOUR clothes, and join her. I ******' dare ya! Either she'll quit... or you'll get a "bonus".
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
45 - off
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
45 - off
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
45 - off
Snackbars 0
Yeah, get in there. You should be happy about this. Now you can cancel that stripper you ordered.
WillKill4Beer 0
Sounds like somebody needs to "PokeHERface"..... @_@
Schlimpikins 0
lady gaga has a penis
oblio 0
and...
allmidnighteyes 11
As opposed to you...?
Schlimpikins 0
exactly right fag with the light saber
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for having a live in mother in law.
JenL_fml 7
you know, those come with the marriage package...
AnagenisisZagus 13
Push her down a flight of stairs if it bothers you so, OP. Even Gaga has her falls at times...haha...she fell. She fell, man!