Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Top comments
Pancakes017 19
How romantic
devildog562 33
That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.
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Comments (121)
TDog3337 12
Well, that's why they say for better or for worse I guess...
Shrike 24
I guess the dress really is white and brown now.
feven 32
What a plot twist.
1nertia 15
Sounds like a shit wedding
sweatynate 13
FYL Indeed.
hazzamyman 11
Could it have been your body responding to your wedding vows?
Poohbear12345 4
Nerves do tend to manifest in the most inconvenient of ways...
CitricAcid 21
If someone makes a pun dealing with shit on here then I will go insane
gobiteme2 34
Better head to the nearest pharmacy and pick up some Prozac
tacosandicecream 12
Um thats kind of offensive what you said about "getting some Prozac". Prozac is taken by patients suffering from depression or anxiety, not "insanity". So next time, please think before making such an ignorant comment!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I've heard of getting cold feet, but I guess the wedding scared the shit out of you.
Nace_fml 1
Till death do is shart? Sorry couldn't resist. Crumby situation, you will laugh about it one day.
angiee_baybee 15
You poor thing. :( sorry that happened to you OP.
_Moonlit_Iris_ 10
That blows.