Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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Comments (404)
stephanyk2 7
maybe she's just shy.
sherryl_fml 0
******* funny shit hahahahahah I am still laughing and I have been typin for 5 minutes rofl
kindMe 0
um she clearly dosent enjoy ur penis
speezy3 0
dude u have to do it harder lmfao
zosfrosty 1
Get better at it then. If they aren't physically unable to be quiet, you're doing it wrong. Or she's dead dude...
dominict 0
perhaps extenze?
GingerFro 0
lol there was a 2 1/2 men episode about a girl that was the same way
momo1972 3
guess you need to learn how to use your equipment.
Fortitudine 3
Well, seeing as it's not satisfying her, I say you should just shove your dick in her mouth when she's sleeping..... Satisfy yourself AND teach her a lesson xD
sherryl_fml 0
funny