Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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Comments (404)
sislander 2
Roofies!!
BigDogMatt 13
At least ur getting some
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
You're obviously not that great at sex then.
B0nb0N09 12
This is rape. Do not have sex with someone who is obviously not consenting.
Dilwann 27
It's very well possible she consented to having sex. That still doesn't mean she had to like having sex. It's different. Don't cry rape when it isn't, this is how people don't take it seriously.
Narelon 12
Necrophilia isn't a good thing, OP.
judea95 16
If it keeps happening then why would you continue having sex with her?
crazoy 8
why don't you **** her on a swing?
Aurora_RP 7
I know the feeling bro -_-
darcislove 18
someones doin something wrong
hunkoira 10
switch it up a bit. have her on top. ask her what her fantasy is.