Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
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Top comments
peterblack67 9
I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.
tounces7 28
Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Why's that bad? You can finish on her face and go play video games guilt-free.
Aarron Gravlee 2
these are facts
peterblack67 9
I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.
tounces7 28
Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.
FireMars 14
ya boring! Maybe you should have conversation with her; the only way things will get better is if you work together. If she's falling asleep, she can't be doing much herself either.
Wadlaen 24
Ever tried waking her with for example a butt plug, or something like that..?🤔😉
Gradask 10
That means you relax her and if she had bad night sleep that can happen. If it happens too often you need to check up her sleeping pattern.
Shaunna Burtle 2
could be a legitimate health issue. narcolepsy is real
randybryant799 21
That's your first clue you're not doing it right.