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Narcolepsy

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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peterblack67 9

I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.

Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.

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Why's that bad? You can finish on her face and go play video games guilt-free.

peterblack67 9

I'm just guessing you're not doing it right.

Lemme guess - there was a significant amount of alcohol involved every time.

ya boring! Maybe you should have conversation with her; the only way things will get better is if you work together. If she's falling asleep, she can't be doing much herself either.

Ever tried waking her with for example a butt plug, or something like that..?🤔😉

That means you relax her and if she had bad night sleep that can happen. If it happens too often you need to check up her sleeping pattern.

could be a legitimate health issue. narcolepsy is real

randybryant799 21

That's your first clue you're not doing it right.