Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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resplendencerino_fml 3
NEWSFLASH: buying/ giving a girl a drink doesn't entitle you to access to her ******. if this is the way you think then YDI. stupid desperate douches like you who only think with their dicks, are the reason that some girls never have to pay their own way.
Dilwann 27
Why is this downvoted? Sure, it's nice to drink a whole night without having to pay as a girl, but a lot of guys do seem to think the girl then 'owes' them something.
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Comments (18)
Dr_Phil 0
Don't buy girls drinks.
ReyEr9412 0
^ ???
xSonic 9
I don't get it ? how did she take his drink after he already gave it to her
valos 0
shoulda punched her in the beak.
dont_stop_believ 0
like snooki on jerseysshore?? lol
greenman_fml 0
should have bought her another drink then threw it at her face. how dare she stand you up. then throw your friend to the ground and kick him in the spine. assert your authoritay
flighted 1
I would have taken the drink back
Speech_fml 0
I'm with #1
captcool024 0
not bad dude.. i hooked up with a girl one night, and she said she wanted to bone, so i pulled out a condom, and then she had some emotional freak out cause of a fight she had gotten in with a guy earlier that night.. she said 'i just cant do this tonight', and me being a nice guy didn't rape her, lol jk, but i was like ok.. she said dont worry ill be back to party tomorrow (we were at my friends house.. my last week of high school partying).. she came back the next night.. got drunk and boned another guy.. everyone in the house could hear it cause they went at it so hard, then me and my friend had breakfast with the guy at ihop the next day.. haha. you got off easy man.
sawuuhcat 11
Man.. I'm so sorry to hear that you had breakfast at iHop. FYL, bro.
unlovable_fml 1
evil bitch. you totally should have asked for your drink back.
amatayo 0
Finish the story: So I slapped the drink from her hand. Feeling good about myself I went outside to some really dirty looking bikers. Putting my foot on one of their bikes..... And then I woke up and wrote part of the story
resplendencerino_fml 3
NEWSFLASH: buying/ giving a girl a drink doesn't entitle you to access to her ******. if this is the way you think then YDI. stupid desperate douches like you who only think with their dicks, are the reason that some girls never have to pay their own way.
Dilwann 27
Why is this downvoted? Sure, it's nice to drink a whole night without having to pay as a girl, but a lot of guys do seem to think the girl then 'owes' them something.
DiabolusIgnis 15
Adding to this: Having sex with someone doesn't give you indefinite access, either. "But you wanted to yesterday" doesn't work.
ChickInGreenVans 12
I feel for you bro..
lostinlabels 8
Down a drink. Your life is over.