Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Anonymous
Québec, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cute
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate in the bed for the first time. Halfway through the session, she slowly leaned over to my ear, thinking she was going to say something dirty. Instead, she decided to let out a long burp because she thought it was "cute". FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Not my turn
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.
juggalo2 22
A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.
boogerjt 6
That’s really 😢
distortedcognition 17
Made me think of this Dave Chappelle skit https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8
juggalo2 22
A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!
fjvitt 14
Don’t say “beat it”—that may get him off his game...
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
my my my, what have we got here
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
that's a yoooouu problem
Wadlaen 24
Your girlfriend were having sex? What was you doing while she was doing that..?🤔
WistayShlaio82 13
She counted? That’s really weird
Gubbon 17
You finished what?