Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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Comments (404)
laurenmacdaddy 1
im sure youre fine..just get some major flow goin on next time!
manbearpig28 3
who cares?
enduriwolf 19
What's the big deal?
Wolfprophet 1
Did you check for a pulse?
Danielinwits 6
It might not have anything to do with you at all. That kind of behavior is a classic sign that she was physically abused in the past. This could be a serious issue and you should talk about it with her
hopestar 0
maybe you should take a little time to see what she wants and why she's not into it.
B0nb0N09 12
YES. If she's not into it, stop. There's this thing called the law and like, following it.
jenna37 1
If you are significantly taller or heavier than her and are doing the deed in the missionary position she can't breathe or move! Obviously, if you got this far with her you must be doing something right! Go the next step and TALK TO HER, or at the very least try a new position!
ZombieNyamCat 6
Sounds like you have a PLANKING problem. . . show her some ray william johnson videos. that'll clear that shit up real quick trollololololololol
FailureFYL 0
She's dead
shadrach23 0
Maybe u just have a small dick