Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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Top comments
csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
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Comments (85)
csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
Kreff9 0
if she were faking it, she would still know you stopped. I think that the fact that she was still moaning means it was realistic
SomeMenStink 0
thats sooo not a bad thing.
greatnt249 0
For your sake, I hope the language in your post wasn't your idea of talking dirty...
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
ilovethatfreak 0
hahahahah
youhavenoidea 0
i agree w| 11#
EpicFMyLife 0
I just scrolled up to find number 11. I call this a mini FML
ivygirl 0
you are number 11...
EmreArslan 11
I agree with #11 aswell! Way to go!
Ximmie 0
Yeah! I've faked every ****** I had with my ex and I didn't keep moaning when he stoped... So I'd say it was pretty realistic!
jadedwaitress 0
Man up and tell him how to do it properly. Neither of you win when you fake it.
pokurfayce 0
That's not a FML at all.
nomnomnom_fml 0
Thats not a fail...i do the same thing...it actually feels damn good to stop for a second or two and then go at it again ;)
fhxokgra99 0
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who the **** says penetrated. i can tell your age meerly based on that.
pandaexpresso 0
Naww. Thats a good thing. The senstation continues for a while honestly, it just means you got her really horny...