Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
robinhoood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romantic
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
John
Poland 🌶️ Spicy
And the boner?
Today, I've been blessed with a great girlfriend who initiates sex often, but then during the act just lays there looking uninterested while I do all the work. Looking at her bored expression makes me lose all the fun. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Chatham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
True Story
Canada
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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donotlistentome 1
Have a conversation with her, not the public.
cuz803 46
To play devil's advocate, maybe it might be fair to scrutinize your own game before someone else's. I could be spewing bs, but maybe your sex game isn't all that hot neither. After all, 46% of women don't ****** from sex.
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cuz803 46
To play devil's advocate, maybe it might be fair to scrutinize your own game before someone else's. I could be spewing bs, but maybe your sex game isn't all that hot neither. After all, 46% of women don't ****** from sex.
donotlistentome 1
Have a conversation with her, not the public.
Laken Craig 5
facts
Matthew Vincent Livingstone 5
Relationship is teamwork. If she's bad in bed... Then unfortunately, so are you. It's an issue of conflicting rhythm. Try learning why/what she is trying to do that you say is "bad". Or perhaps you're lacking in the ability to direct her properly.... Maybe tie her up? Could your massive self be hurting her or so lacking she has to adjust to feel it?? Did she relocate her living situation during sex? I digress. Work with her not on her, dude.
Isaac Shields 9
you know if this was a woman saying her boyfriend was bad in bed the comments would be way different when fact of the matter is women can be bad in bed too without it being the males fault..... yea I know that just blew everyone's minds and pissed them off🤣🤣🤣🤣
SM79 6
I completely agree.
Tammy Gabb 5
Maybe the problem is you?
juggalo2 22
I used to have that problem. Then I stopped dating dead girls.
bleachedraven 14
terrible but funny 🤣
Laken Craig 5
you should love her even if she can't at all
bleachedraven 14
Maybe she's not into it? But seriously, talk about it. Ask what she wants, tell her what you want. Maybe she's not confident with herself. Try different positions, foreplay, hype each other up. Try...also some people you just won't feel the spark or chemistry with.
DrSamba1 8
Do you like piña coladas? 😉 Maybe she's posting an FML about you.
bleachedraven 14
🤣
J15237 25
Stupid question but could it actually be you who is awful in bed and is unable to even get her attention in bed? Instead of having a private conversation with her you are on the internet?