Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
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generalcheif123 0
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Am I first whatever how is that possible
ashantifan2010 0
lmao!!!
Evan071 0
lol op u failed, u should have beat off before u started...
nishant5456 0
It coulda been worse, you coulda came when you were putting your...in her....there's kids on here. well,gimme her number and I will demonstrate how to do it properly.
dragonxfly 0
stop looking at gay ****
Zoh_Aubrey 8
I thought you guys usually rub one out first. I heard the first one is the trickiest!
cassiesaurus 0
ten seconds? that's not normal, you need to remedy that situation bud.
unmadebed 0
maybe try pleasing her orally? It will make her happy and your relationship problems might lessen.
DarkHelmet 10
Jesus Christ OP!!!! 10 effin seconds!! PLEASE tell me she warmed u up first cuz if not that's just SORRY! U should kill yourself!
uhazsquiads 0
that's gross o_e
mageoreh 0
YDI for you and your girlfriend having sex for the the first time in week due to relationship problems. You came in less than 10 seconds. You're still having problems.
nyrangers1022 6
when u havent been laid in so long. NEVER GO OUT WITH A BULLET IN THE CHAMBER
uhazsquiads 0
noooooooooooo not another skroal D:
Smyth 3
When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".
ucofresh 4
Bummer OP... should have been jacking off while you weren't having it off with your girlfriend. Learn to make it last! Haha
JohnGraveline 0
Haha. Viagra this.
justbemellow 0
28, that's annoying.
Josk95 0
dumbass! you totally deserve it
SupermanXL 3
32, thats awesome.
nappyBic 0
lol pre mature cummer
Palmless 0
Geez. Is she that good in bed?
twinny_sc 13
Dude u could have still went down on her to get her to ******.
brandon425 1
#11=half win/half fail. and I don't understand why!
ChicaTongana 0
lmao @ 32 :) poor op. if you get laid more then you might not have this issue. but good luck, I'm not a guy so I dunno how that works. lol.
bonezowns 0
yo 32 - u look just like me man!
that1guyyy 12
it's very normal for the first time. same thing happened to me and friends of mine. i was depressed for a long while. you don't look like you know what you're talking about.
jubjub1276 1
oh cum on OP! ;D
nyrangers1022 6
i remember my first time, i still lasted 10mins...then i could go for an hour plus, now jus gimme 10mins being i gota wake up at 4am for work, lol
skittle68 0
Should have just eaten her out til you were ready to go again... Duh... Say something like, "Damn you turn me on so much I couldn't hold it in!"
bigblue95 0
beat ur meat. problem solved
Wtfmlib 0
I don't get
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
in T-10...9...8...7...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agree with skittle. If sex is over after you come, you need to read a book or something.
the_flirtt 0
bro I feel bad for u and ur gf man u fail hardd !!
generalfubar 0
well... that's what happens when her parents are down the hall, damn kids. if you are an adult, dude you suck. my quickies last 10 minutes. either beat it up or drink sone shots of alcohol.
rizz112 0
lol
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
15 is a failure. That sucks OP, and to the people saying "beat off first" What if it was a sudden thing? I'm sure when your girl is in the mood you're not like "be right back I gotta go blow a load in the bathroom before we start."
MeAlec 1
well get it back up and try again
BoyFromTheFuture 0
dude that sucks man... have confidence in your skills.
rushiee 0
get some help in the relationship department too hun youre doing it wrong.
Stupified 0
This couldn't have cum at a worse time, FYL op.
Robby41169 0
yeah if u dont cum for a long time then u cum in a short time
Roflmaoqxz 3
123 - I believe it's pronounced, "Ur doin it wrong"
alaskan420 0
123, I love you.
afdude87 6
well then go for round two. round two always lasts longer.
JonathanRawr 0
124 - yes!
yolie_fml 0
And 32 for the WIN!
dudenextdoor 0
well at least you got yours :) she should have got hers
bexxohere 0
shut up you ****
BeachPanda 0
were u so exited to have sex that u came to here house early? u were so exited u came early?
MyNameIsInvictus 0
You beat my record! Mine is 16.9 seconds.
thisisLAUREN 0
preeeeemmmaaattuuurreee.
RainbowBitch15 11
#22: u are absolutely gorgeous!!! OP: wow... just wow...
v_garcia3 0
65: it wasn't his first time havin sex...it had just been wks since he got laid!!! OP idk what's worse not gettin any in wks or only lastin secs when u finally do!!! FYL n YDI
alsnyder12 0
so wait 10 minutes and solve the problem am i right or am I right
xsarahxy 0
151. fail.
twixbar4free 0
you are the sexiest guy I've seen on here ever ;)
Oanaj 0
154, I prematured just looking at you.
fmler691 0
Damn man! I think it's safe to call that an epic ******* fail!
hockey5kid 0
rushie you are beautiful
KingsBlade 0
viagra doesn't make you cum later, I just keeps it up after he cums,
Sasoono 1
#75 for the win, and wow, 10 seconds...? disgraceful.
Mome_Rath 0
jahahahahahahahahaha!!!hahahahahahah!! i agree.
waterfront 0
you look pretty ^.^
FYLDUDEE 3
189 is that oliver sykes in your picture? :3
FYLDUDEE 3
it isnt oli x( that person doesnt have tatoos..either way he's attractive:)
xxniteskie 1
189, if that's really you, you have wonderful hair.
SarahBearXoX 0
#189 looks like swift karate chop if it isn't a pic of him he's cute anyway haha
allie198 0
lmaoo
allie198 0
lol
tanjoodo 3
STOP MASTURBATING!
ceejaybee333 0
A real man does whatever it takes to please his woman, and vice versa. She obviously pleases you - maybe a little too much....
shootdierepeat 0
what are you 10 years old
shaymon 0
that's hot
shaymon 0
agreed
tanjoodo 3
#28, You know, I am going to do this from now on.
bmxx 0
64, all black ppl look alike
bobhehe 0
those kids understand you.
jokebatblink 0
108 douchebag picture
fthku 13
#22 is probably who I would think of if I didn't want to ejaculate just yet. How the hell do you find that desperate attention-seeking, disgusting goth look appearling at all?
bh0p 0
not even a "Half-minute hero"
lookitsmyname 15
lol way to just copy exactly what he wrote
jacketfootball 0
haha fhl
AninOnin 24
Ignore some of these guys, OP. I know you didn't want that to happen. Try masturbating beforehand, next time. Hope you and your girlfriend manage to straighten things out :)
mama2b3 20
haha sucks fer u!
alonzo368 5
lol wut
Despina 0
the problems are probably worse now
MarchRICKYMarch 0
it could have been worst, my friend lasted 3 secs............
Tika876 18
whooooooa nw that's just disappointing smh
linx468 8
Not your fault so, FYL.
oldenuff2party 3
u can fix that. just wack off and stop right before u cum. l
TotalStar 0
wtf? how do you cum in less then 10 seconds? OP your ******!
DisturbedCupcake 3
I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-
misfitSuperStar 0
Agreed!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
13: I don't. She should've expected a shorter-than-usual round one after a few weeks of abstinence. If he refused to go on afterward, then yeah, she deserves sympathy, but it sounds like she might've gotten bitchy from the disappointment. They both should've laughed it off, considered it the "opening act" and kept going. Those things happen in a committed relationship; you need a sense of humor and an ability to make the most of it to keep a relationship healthy.
The_good_times 0
^ Wow, finally someone that's not completely clueless when it comes to sex. I don't get it either... why just stop and act all disappointed ? you've got fingers, a tongue, lips and a few other things that you might use. And after a bit of playing around he would've prolly been ready for round 2 which would've lasted a lot longer.