Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
thiscantbereal00
Dopamine rush
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Jimmy
Secaucus, United States
Windfall
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Have we?
demamcgirl16 21
Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
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hotshot0185 15
We've all been there man.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Have we?
Wolfparable 22
Yeah um... We have?
zzappe 6
The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!
incoherentrmblr 22
"Never trust a fart." - Jack Nicolas (Bucket List)...
lovely_mess3 15
A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Wizardo 34
There's just some shit you'd think you would never hear. This is the strangest FML I've actually seen.
pjsr 33
It seems like this FML should have appeared in 'Best of the Worst'
aislinn_skye 10
Nice pun, there, buddy.
Sandsh8rk 36
That must have stunk, sorry to hear bro.
Kooppliii 8
Please tell me how you bet on a fart!
iLike2Teabag 27
You know how sometimes when you fart, a little bit comes out? Bet on whether not that happens.
Kooppliii 8
Haha thanks for the info!
ProfessorMctitie 20
#10 you speak as if you have done this kind of thing
sstahpp 33
We need some elaboration.
SirMichael 13
No we don't, he shit his pants on accident. What more information could we possibly need or want?
Wolfparable 22
Can I request we somehow get less information?
mister_icicle 17
Too late! You cannot un-see it.
sstahpp 33
Hahahahahaha!
bearstyle22 11
what were the rules to this game? were you going quantity over quality
that1guyyy 12
This means he shit himself.
IWishIWasObama 12
No shit, Sherlock!
sstahpp 33
Hahaha..I was waiting for this one.
SirMichael 13
Shit happens, get over it.
EmoKami 21
Never trust a fart if there is ever a question for a potentially crappy outcome.
zzappe 6
The suppressed memories are coming back to me. Oh god, why?!