Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a 43-inch TV that was on sale. The sale was so good that they sold out on the floor. I went to guest services and asked the employee if they had any in the back. She literally went to the back of the room, let out this god awful fart, came back out and said, “Sorry, we don’t.” FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML
Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Pixxio_O 11
Either fake an injury or kill your boss..
Llamassss 21
Just wait until Christmas!
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Pixxio_O 11
Either fake an injury or kill your boss..
HowAreYouToday 34
Yep, that or change the channel...
Pixxio_O 11
6-Wish I'd thought of that.. :/
jglenn88 0
fake a sickness sounds good. "cough cough im sick can't come into work today, hold on honey I'm talking to my boss I will walk the dog later"
HowAreYouToday 34
It ok, 1, I'm a professional troll
AaronTkr 0
unplug the tv. flawless plan.
HowAreYouToday 34
Killing your boss and doing time is always a preferable alternative to getting a short lecture, right?
Pixxio_O 11
Free food in jail..? :D
HowAreYouToday 34
True that
theblackishkid1 6
I vote kill the boss... Like a boss? Mindfucked myself
HowAreYouToday 34
Bitch, please.
eminemchick 19
bitch please II ftw
coffeygirl12 14
Ipod? Possibly?
eminemchick 19
i get that its irrelevant but u guys seriously dont like that song? aww:/
Jammy01jams 2
I have seen this exact same fml like three months ago.
xcowboys 0
Don't be a Dick.
theaws0m3guy 4
China.
Jdeluxh 12
37 is that suicide?
freshV43 0
**** bitches get money
nilin95 1
You can loosen the bolt and say they must have not put it in right.
thingfish 0
there are probably subliminal messages in it telling you to do horrible things. heh heh.
scrapmetal58 9
I'd like to bend her over and show her the 50 states.
damadrappa 4
U would then have to hide the body and write another FML about it
eminemchick 19
92 get laid, get paid also works;)
Llamassss 21
Just wait until Christmas!
mgsoloist 14
Sex the halls with boughs of holly falalalalalalala. It gets old after hearing it 19 times a day. Especially if you happen to work at hallmark.
Llamassss 21
Sex? Freudian slip? Lol
mgsoloist 14
I definitely meant deck* autocorrect... Sad
salvorican 24
At least it didn't get corrected to dick..
slitherbomb 0
Don't worry girl, I know that you were just thinking of me when you wrote sex ;)
mgsoloist 14
25-yeahh maybe :P and 55-uhm sure.
77wade 0
Don't worry I'll keep ya safe
mgsoloist 14
59-oh good. I was worried there.
bonerlove 0
Just remember autocorrect is wut u type alot well good for u for not being a **** block
ThEKID96 4
Your boss is trying to brainwash you.
kitty_f 3
solution :big headset
ReptarSwag 4
How the hell did this FML even get posted, it is the most ******* stupid one I've ever seen, I wrote better ones and heard better ones that didn't get posted
CryMoreFMLs 15
Atleast it's not trololo or Rick Roll...
Jdeluxh 12
Solution: break tv.
iSitt 0
Does geico save you money? Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?
xxCupcakeGirlxx 0
If op broke the tv he would probably get fired or have to pay for the damages.. so that's not a good idea haha
tona01 16
For person with trollface as their pic you don't troll that much
number0 8
122 - OP could just blame it on the temp.
YacL 15
128- Problem?
Llamassss 21
128- Perhaps that is the troll.
soccertc12 0
Put on some bass-booster headphones and jam out all day! Or just shoot the tv...
MrBoredGuy 1
You drive a civic don't you...
katgoesmeow 0
Nice lol! That's funny
picklezz123 5
they're trying to brainwash you
sxe_beast 11
The Iilluminati are everywhere.
kameryn25 3
21, people are oblivious of how much the illuminati and government facilities control our day to day lives it's almost scary to think of.
Quasar55_fml 18
The "lilluminati" ? Like the tiny illuminati ?
chiddy_bang71 0
No illuminati talk. I come on fml for laughs. If I wanted to think about the illuminati I'd spend all night watching YouTube videos about them like I tend to do about once a month
btnhdude 0
what if the illuminati want you to know of illuminati to scare you and distract you. and then if you talk to people about them they'd think "paranoid nutbag" or maybe the illuminati is your scapegoat to what's happening. weird shit!
sxe_beast 11
Lol, I've mentioned the Illuminati in multiple threads as a joke XD. I love saying it because the crazies get their panties in a bunch.
chiddy_bang71 0
Well 89, it seemed to have worked. you got me going.
WCARlover 35
I wouldn't want to be a customer at your register after you had a day of hearing that...good luck
Simpson143 2
Invest in noise canceling headphones.
mgsoloist 14
Cuz that's really efficient when working.
WCARlover 35
Yeah cause I want to go to a cashier who's wearing headphones...
peacelovepugs 7
9- I LOVE CODY SIMPSON TOO
UnicornHunter 12
I agree.
jetaimehannah 6
Invest in a new picture.
acquiesce 6
Imitate it really obnoxiously.. You could have fun with it.
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Call your boss a ragin octopuses ******
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
The ****?
supernerd352 7
You have the same pic as me 'o'
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
125- ik lol I took it from u awhile back xD