Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on Facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "No one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they are busy.
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Comments (96)
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe they are busy.
marmlr339 14
or since the phone deleted all the contacts, maybe it is not receiving messages?
lalalalala666 0
or maybe they dont like you
LolAtYourFail 12
or all your friends thought that you already had theirs because you didn't say they all got deleted.
LolAtYourFail 12
or all your friends thought that you already had theirs because you didn't say they all got deleted.
deputy_g 5
Maybe they're too lazy
lalalalala666 0
but they probably hate you
mike3775 39
awww big deal. If they want to call you, they still have your number already though, not a big deal
MrBaxter 5
Why don't you just get their numbers off of their Facebook page?
abasio 1
Who the hell has their phone number on Facebook? That's just asking for stalkerish action!
rob935 5
Some people do. I do, but it is only visible to my friends. It's for this exact situation.
Ur1Temptazian 0
People dont check FB all the time, get over it
st3lios89 0
st3lios89 likes FB haters!!!
imagleek42 4
Oh really! your pictures says "I ? ME"! You saying "get over it" has so much irony. Give yourself that advice
aaliyahc12 0
happened to me before :(.
starile 20
Want my number? ;)
xleanne_aLly 23
LOL "want my number? ;)" I love how your numbers 69 tooo
bballpg021xx 5
never seen this fml before....
nathan5 0
Looking for popularity much? No big deal. They may just think you're a stalker!!!!! Or a rapist, peadobear, serial killer, or Joseph Fritzl.
nathan5 0
Discount first part
piiing 0
who is Joseph?
nathan5 0
Google him!
perdix 31
I don't think your phone decided that. It was instructed by your friends and family to do so.
Tyler12108 0
perdix=pear dicks? :)
perdix 31
No, Tyler, I have a "pair of dicks." I can literally be coming and going at the same time.
ShadyFTW1 0
^ win
cavalos94 0
maybe their phones decided to delete your number too...
EazyB29 0
maybe you should take another self pic?
Crlnprz 11
says the dog...
carina_lockhart 4
I think facebook is overrated. Call a friend and ask him/her to join you for a cup of coffee. You'll feel better:)
rockyraccoon28 8
OP would, but now he doesn't have any of his friend's numbers.
tona01 16
lol
Java6Nerd 10
I think 12 was being sarcastic.