Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
jennabennasser 0
how cute hex
AlyssaYDG 0
As awkward as that would be, that's kind of adorable.(:
xMegan96 0
well at least he wanted to help you
kingconor2 0
I think sex should wait until marriage, but even so whoever thinks this woman is a ***** for forgetting to lock the door should be castrated. Shit happens. Oh yeah and I'm a virgin. Mind you it is possible to enjoy yourself quietly.
xPsychoshardx 0
Ok, to everybody defending her: We all know parents have sex with children in the house, but for ****'s sake, why would you be screaming during ****** with a 4 year old in the house? And if he was sleeping, that makes it even worse because you probably scared the shit out of him waking him up like that. I do not give a **** what time of day it is, you don't do that with a kid in the house.
birdfreak 24
awww cute how he was trying to protect you
TwistedAngel3001 9
That is disgusting! If you have kids keep your volume down. That is actually traumatizing.
jadejazmyn 5
That is tooo stinking cute. Get a lock! Or don't scream so darn loud!
haaschy 0
maybe it wouldn't have happened if you didn't **** your boyfriend with your son home!! duhhh
yfoxes 0
Wow how sad you should lock your doors and why the hell are you having sex with your boyfriend in the same house your son lives in? How disgusting!