Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
bonez519 3
Think of the upside he wanted to rescue u , he'll probably wish he didnt 10 yrs from now when he realizes what was really happening. but for now just think how cute lol
_SuperBaDD_ 3
Lol!!
thefuckinloser 6
you mean your kid was able to walk in on you *******?? 4 years old ??parenting failure
Morgasaurus 7
You're a terrible damn mother. I can't believe you didn't put him to sleep or shut and lock your damn door when you know you have a walking and talking child. ******' *****.
pumpy2012 1
Today, i was in my bed all ready to sleep and i heard my mom screaming, taking all the courage i have i took my water gun and went to her rescue, but when i entered her room i discovered she didnt need my help... FML
ssahib 0
You have a kid with your boyfriend ?
WintersChild 12
No it's probably another guys child.
MustacheChildren 0
The reason you deserve it is, your son came in to protect you. AND why would it be a good idea to have sex and do that while your kid is home?
littlebluepill 1
You have a sweet kid there, how about being a responsible mum and putting him first instead of thinking of yourself and your boyfriend? Surely, seeing as you have such a young child at home, you could control yourself and save him the trauma of walking in on his obviously skanky mother screaming while having sex? Gross.
jennifernorvell 7
Nice job mom. Try bein quiet so u don't traumatize ur kid
ddddddddg 9
You were screaming and having sex while your son was home?