Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Warlemming 7
Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.
Doortje 30
Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.
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Comments (195)
georgiaireland 4
That is the cutest kid ever! ^_^
sduval33 5
Well I can tell who ha kids or not. My fiancé and I have sex at least 2x a day. Our son is definitely in the house at that point. An when the new baby comes they'll be there too. If you have no family near. Have a kid who's too young to have proper friends, and want to err have sex you really have no choice. And she shouldn't lock her door when kids are home. That how kids get hurt.
jmcr 27
Thats kinda cute how your son was worried about you lol next time dont have sex whrn hes around plus hes 4 yo shouldnt be left alone that being said
kittenmeownyan 18
If you're going to have sex with your child in the house maybe try not to be loud
NewFire911 5
how sweet, he loves you.
prettygirl47 5
Karma for having children out of wedlock..
AJDanko 7
You left your kid unattended so you could get laid? Quality parenting there....
djsammyc 19
at least hes protective
FrankiePayne 1
That's ******* stupid, dude. So many questions; so little time..
whyuaskin 5
Why the hell did you have sex and leave your four year old son alone in the next room