Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
epicwaffles 7
I mea seriously this baffles me! Ever think mabye, just mabye, she was using the dryer to, oh i dont know dry!?
andyyroxx 20
It may have looked that way to him for a reason. Not like he finds a leaf on the ground and poses with it because he thinks it's teasing him.
xxmollyxx 25
You never know, judging by his reaction he might do.
MrBrightside21 20
I pose seductively with leaves all the time and I find this comment thread offensive.
hunterhoyt44 5
Maybe you don't know how to spell? Just a thought.
ohmandapants 17
41- Maybe you don't know what typos are? Just a thought.
bunny911 16
44 maYBe, just maYBe 41 was right...
greenie213 23
41- Your profile picture is going to give me nightmares.
HahaHokayThen 10
12's comment spelled "maybe" as "mabye" twice (evidently not a typo, it even autocorrects to "maybe") & it sounded like something a 12 year old would say, but it has over 40 thumbs-up. Especially considering grammar Nazis never take "it was a typo" as an excuse, & those who tried to say that got buried, I'll never understand this website.
uhhSavage 22
Threeso- *shot*
AKGirlinSD 20
1, I would be more worried about the daughter if she found out her dad was playing with her thong. Extremely disturbing on so many levels!
Ki11erC 18
75 - Not everyone uses a phone to read and reply here.
lindora 35
burn the thong!!!! It's tainted forever!!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Maybe the dryer is getting more action than he is.
Flowsidon 6
True.
andyyroxx 20
There you are, Flowsidon. It's Juice. Just wanted to point out that instead of browsing FML, we need you here on Mount Olympus. Thanks.
kayladance101 13
awkward!!
redpanda11 10
My thought exactly
lexa1love 16
I hate to threat jack but..... Inuyasha
spazz666 18
I don't like to threaten people named Jack either.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya pretty gross..
summy15423 12
Uh oh. Maybe your girlfriend didn't reply for a reason...
X_Codes 11
Yeah, OP I would try to get in contact with her as soon as I can. Not texting, either.
aruges93 12
Oh my gosh um that's disturbing!!!!
bgiolitto 6
Yeah, no shit..
aruges93 12
No need to be rude beezy
DogsPaw 16
Beezy is still being used?? Holy ****.
aruges93 12
I didn't want to say bitch and get kicked off or something
videokid2000 10
Get kicked off of a website called **** My Life for saying bitch?
aruges93 12
Well idk I was just saying shit people calm down
cradle6 13
Good luck explaining yourself out of that one!
insertnameherr 11
NO! His daughter must never know about this. Ever.
TotallyAradical 14
I'm curious how you answered that.
Sandsh8rk 36
Shit, got beaten out :/
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
madisonnnnn13 11
Wow first time I really laughed at a comment on here
PMprotege 9
Lol good one
Saone_fml 27
As long as it wasn't a C string, those things are ugly!!
twinkiefeets 17
36--what is a C string?!
love_me_electric 20
Apparently a c string is like a strapless thong, just a little flap of fabric that cover the lady-bits. I dunno how the hell it would stay on though.
RedPillSucks 33
Like a maxipad?
xxmollyxx 25
Now I can't get that image of a "seductive pose" out of my head.
FarFromSocial 9
we're in the same boat! what would make OP think his girlfriend wanted to see him in a thong even if it belonged to her..............Unless she's into that kinda stuff
crjmc13 6
I don't think he put the thing on, just posed with it...
FarFromSocial 9
#50 either way its still really odd i would feel some kind of way if my boyfriend sent me a picture of himself "posing" with my underwear
RpiesSPIES 27
And part 4, 7, 8 and 10