Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I walked into the gym I’ve been going to for years and two girls blatantly turned their phones in my direction, probably trying to record a TikTok of me glancing at them, so they could accuse me of perving for Facebook likes. I turned round and went home. Screw them for ruining my workout. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
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reki_fml 0
I saw that happened to a girl at my gym the other day - this wasn't at Richmond Recreation Centre, was it? If so, I thought you were actually pretty hot....
Jimboom 12
They are only looking out for you. While I enjoy watching women's boobs bounce as much as the next guy you can do yourself an injury without proper support while exercising. But there is no way to really tell if you would do yourself any harm. Best thing for it is come round my house and jog for me on the spot. I'll tell you exactly what support you need. ;-)
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summer_escape 0
HAHAHAHA thats too funny and well... sad ;)
pimpyd1 0
someones got some ******* :p
danyfuckinheatle 0
1 is hawt ;)
sexyandboard 0
shes ok (not that I like girls)
Lawlihearttigers 5
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Most of you guys are really dumb. Idc if its for her "own good" they shouldnt have kicked her out and i hope it wasnt a male employee. They do not have the slighest incling of how hard it is to fing sports bras in bigger cup sizes. They could have at least gotten a female employee to tell her about her "situation" smh at them ...
reki_fml 0
I saw that happened to a girl at my gym the other day - this wasn't at Richmond Recreation Centre, was it? If so, I thought you were actually pretty hot....
Jimboom 12
They are only looking out for you. While I enjoy watching women's boobs bounce as much as the next guy you can do yourself an injury without proper support while exercising. But there is no way to really tell if you would do yourself any harm. Best thing for it is come round my house and jog for me on the spot. I'll tell you exactly what support you need. ;-)
nwc020 0
^^creepy
dannnn_fml 0
agreed^
Alye22 0
I am loving your pic :)
nebulize 0
:( i feel yo' pain sista. well i haven't been told to leave, but ya know.
RenoEnvy 0
Awww hunny! I'm sorry! Like #3 above me said, they were only looking out for you! I hope they weren't RUDE about it, though. I'm sure they enjoyed it, as well. Hehe. <3
Sleepzsc 0
while that does suck i would laugh at myelf for that
spankyness 0
Either the trainers are gay or what #3 said if I had been there I would have been pissed at the trainers ha ha
Tri_fml 5
Good that they were looking out for you imo. Last thing you want to do is workout without proper support.
historymaker 0
man, i have been a personal trainer at a gym for years and would never say something like that to a member. you should cancel your membership and go to a gym where people are more professional. i'd get fired for saying something like that to someone.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I guess it's nice that they were worried about you getting injured by flinging your **** around. But I still find the fact that they flat-out told you to leave because your bra didn't work, pretty rude...