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Impressed indeed

By Anonymous - 10/05/2025 12:00 - Ireland

Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML

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DLBL 20

Saturday 10 May 2025 17:01

If you've been banned, I wonder if you'd been drinking or something. Usually teachers want to help those with little skill.

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 11 May 2025 2:35

That was a bit harsh!

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DLBL 20

Saturday 10 May 2025 17:01

If you've been banned, I wonder if you'd been drinking or something. Usually teachers want to help those with little skill.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 10 May 2025 23:31

An Irishman who can't Riverdance? Were ya three sheets to the wind there, Patrick?

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 11 May 2025 2:35

That was a bit harsh!

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