Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
91hayek 31
As long as it wasn't this face.
hasooon 24
Or this face.
Niz_DD 14
Or even this face?
Ava_Darkflame 26
Every one of you people in this reply section is so awesome XD
Fiorella1 19
You ruined it ^^
HeatFanForLife 13
This face wouldn't be too good either
sarcasmwins 24
You still get a bj so...WIN.
Dick_diamond 22
What exactly is your complaint here? Maybe would give a lot to be in that position..
evvee 10
I hate the faces my boyfriend makes too lmfao
tiggerdoc 14
Doesn't matter, had sex!!
JayVicious 20
Doesn't matter got head works better in this case.
maggiefox 25
First world problems
igg125 30
Get w cool mask, problem solved.
the_real_dvd 21
Maybe she was just trying to imagine you were someone else.
Silk_Routes 14
she is the bestest gf i have ever heard about...love her Op
lovelockdown23 23
My boyfriend didnt understand when I would tell him to look away but his pleasure face is also his angry/hurt face and it definitely did not motivate me to want to continue. record it one day if you're okay with stuff like that or do it where you can look in the mirror.