Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
NonoMeow 18
You're 100% sure she doesn't have a ghost fetish?
bradoiler 15
doesnt matter got head
gloriousjohnson 3
its probably actually a dude blowing you
iateapenguin 27
Why was she looking? It's not hard to keep your eyes closed or, you know, not look up :P
Krwman 8
Well then; just tell her to put a sack over her head when you go to work on her. Only fair--
Dexter83_fml 17
Sorry op I don't get what your complaining about u still got a blowie
vikky538 29
She is committed to give that head no matter what. Appreciate her effort.
jbtheone_fml 5
Be a man. Put the blanket over her whiles she's doing it.
Omniprism 15
It seems she wasn't focusing on the right thing. Why was she giving you a bow job and looking at your face?
Stevend3095 9
sounds like my ex gf. she hated giving them but when she did she hated being looked at. XD