justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
SadOral
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Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Top comments
xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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Comments (161)
KunoKanashimi 3
Isn't it usually the other way around?
beccaishereyay 11
Maybe she passed out because you suffocated her ;)
Birdie_Sage 0
This a very special case.
nublets 12
Well that blows.
TheStoryOfWazza 9
maybe she fell asleep while looking for your penis.
klol_fml 11
She must've had a headache.
shift_love 13
Shoulda finished anyways. Just move her head for her.
Rei_Ayanami 18
68- Assuming direct control! Now wouldn't that be an interesting way to wake up?
teelovesyou 2
I like your picture.:)
kyarush 10
Doesn't matter, still got a ********.
ladyLALAA 29
68, but you've seen my downstairs mix-up!
xiaoxaio 5
her head fell asleep on your head
gojira666 7
And now you thrust.
thisisafunnyname 12
What if she grinds her teeth?
ClassyCommando 13
What if she chokes?
WaSiSimiLang 8
Is this the way you like it? Yes? Oh yesssss, yesssssssssss...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Guren 0
No, she gave you control of her head. Psshhh obviously..
Inheritance 10
Now what you do is jerk it and cum in her mouth why she's a sleep that'll teach her a lesson!
xDani 3
Didn't know that was possible. .__.
KaanTech 0
She must be very tired Fasinating....
MetalxSoldier 26
Thats what happens when you date a girl with narcolepsy.
GoWithTheFro 10
Well that's certainly the opposite of some FML's that I've read.
ezelisko 1
she must have been drunk
Killafornia 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Doesn't matter still got head? Oh wait you didn't finish, hope you didn't get blue balls OP shit hurts.
immaMonsta 8
How the hell does that even happen?
yahoowizard 16
She didn't sleep the night before, drunk, drugs, got too tired, just bored, trolling on you, sugar crash, taking a break, etc. And in her dreams, you're eating her out
Birdie_Sage 0
Or she was just faking it!
Krirn 21
Hopefully she didn't slide off and scrap something on the way down.
CuddleMePanda 0
Hope she isn't a biter in her sleep.
jideare 3
Sleepy head? Ouch!? -_-
mydadpulledout 17
I see what you did there :D
monkeywrench1 10
Well. It gives a brand new meaning to "sleepy head" that's for sure. :)