jaivolétonnez
La Courneuve, France
Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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thisguy22 33
Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?
Welshite 40
Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.
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LordJesus000 4
Slick
brownapple 22
Why not to mess with kids. Reason#384562
NomeDMF 17
That's one smart but evil kid.
pabj208 23
I reckon if the kid was old enough to pull a stunt like that, he was definitely too old to do that trick to...
Welshite 40
Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.
Stillo 25
You got a sick mind. Let's be friends!
thisguy22 33
Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?
ghostriley 14
Crazy right
Zebediabolical 45
France loves to protect pedophiles. There's a reason Roman Polanski fled to there.
lulinator 40
So sad how true this is. Can't even look at a child and smile without the parents staring you down like you're going to kidnap their precious wallet-draining snot factory.
VeganDarkLight 31
32, that's probably the best description of a child I've ever heard!
yadayadak 6
So true. If you even come near a kid, you're called a pedophile
rohaanncool 15
#4 yours must be an awful place.
thisguy22 33
Lol I wouldn't truly know... I studiously ignore all children that are not my relations while in public, just in case. I've never had an incident or anything.
Zebediabolical 45
You want your keys back. He wants his nose back. Fair trade I say.
Thoricsteam20 24
Your profile pictures are disturbing but awesome.
Uglyfeet 23
Enjoy while french kids don't learn how to stab you, like the brazilians do on our trains :(
igg125 30
Give him his nose back
vreddyp 10
you're everywhere dammit
pooldude 24
That kid is going places!
JayVicious 20
with bars...
pooldude 24
quite possibly!
Schala360 27
Pickpocket level : over 9000
bdsmslave 18
And the whole time I'm wondering what the kid's mom/dad was doing while this was taking place.
ohSNAPyall 27
Probably being somewhere not on the train / platform.
Hyenayena 27
I mean some parents let their kids take public transport alone... I live in Canada and have seen a few kids alone on a bus in my city. mind you, a suburb. I've never seen a kid alone in a big city
bdsmslave 18
In that case, I apologise. Where I'm from, you don't really see kids of "nose stealing age" traveling alone. If the kid is small enough to play that with, I assume that the kid is still pretty young. I can't imagine doing that to a 12-year old.
JayVicious 20
well thats just age discrimination #24