hitintheeye
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Janitoro
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Double-edged sword
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
John Coltrane
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Top comments
Mr25_fml 14
come prepared
LeoF_fml 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
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Comments (209)
Mr25_fml 14
come prepared
thissucksfmll 0
Cumm prepared*
brunogtz 4
doesn't matter, had sex
Orion1434 5
Still counts
skatepunk96 0
It was just incase he stuck it in the wrong hole...
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Safety first!
Iskaria 0
Not an FML - probable facial.
tweetypie 18
Is this the guy that called his gf "dickeye" after he poked her in the eye? If so she has every right to be afraid.
xoconnie 8
hah thats funny. did u just continue on withou saying anything?
Kolby27 1
thats a win in my books
number0 8
As a scientist, I wouldn't like foreign chemicals in my eyes either.
IVIikey_312 0
that made no sense.
Eaglestrike117 29
That's pretty much a compliment...
zurisbloodyrose 0
.....you're not supposed to do that?
pyromania21 0
guess hancocks gf figured out proper bj techniques on super heroes
blackheart24 10
Makes sense since the username is hitintheeye...
greenpixi 10
Major props to this girl, honestly. Sounds to me like this guy needs to learn to aim a bit better
weeshnaw 0
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BeachBoi_Alex 7
She just didnt want OP to burn her eyes out with his acid semen.
LeoF_fml 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
JustinComments 3
He's small. Prescription goggles ;)
npnptracking 7
She's smart! She had to "come" prepared
brown4lifejot 1
She needs protection everywhere.lol
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
It's fine just put on a gas mask before you eat her out
Meowingtons500 18
Careful guys! This ones a gusher! ^_^
Caramelox 3
Well.. That's nice.
TashaRuber 0
Ewwww whats hiding under there? Lmao
TashaRuber 0
Lool
KiddNYC1O 22
#4 meant what's under op's forest nutsack.
builditbetter09 3
Underwear? Haaahaaahaaaa -_-
ProjeKtSC2 8
I hope every comment you ever post gets at least 40 dislikes... Just speakin the truth
TashaRuber 0
I hope u shut the f up little ass
GarrettRice 3
Haha 69 dislikes
TashaRuber 0
Ha idc i have like 100 likes on another one
jess_isamess 5
You're cool
pablopoo 7
U look lika **** star
ImFrackinBored 13
You know something went wrong when you biggest sense of accomplishment is getting over 100 likes on a comment...
TashaRuber 0
Gtfoo like did anyone ask u?
chels1994 11
no offence to anyone on this thread, but this made me crack up for a good 3 minutes
The_Troller 14
I would've said the same but I was afraid I would be told to "GTFO"
TashaRuber 0
Its honestly so stupid...
chels1994 11
the thing to understand is if you tell someone on the net to shut the hell up or whatever, theyre just gonna keep poking at your frustration :-
GarrettRice 3
Your addicted to Justin bieber
GarrettRice 3
Wow nobody's gonna read this
huggs15 0
Hey girl... There's something wrong with my phone... Your number seems to be missing?
bossman57 2
Wow ur hot
TwentyFourXXIV 13
?
Jujubilee 1
You must shoot quite a load...
Jirekianu2 19
That picture combined with that comment. Awesome.
G0v3nat0r 7
*fap fap fap* lol jk, but still funny
hubla 0
Well the guy says when handling a spitting cobra you should always wear safety goggles. I'm just waiting for the gloves haha
Stealthed 8
And splash mat!
zyth 4
I'd take it as a compliment.
cheer21moose 13
That's one very weird compliment
instnt1nfction 17
~fashion~
dhardesty23 8
I'm not sure what I think of that..
brown4lifejot 1
I'm not sure what I think of this.
Justforlolz 14
I'm sure that 9 and 114 didn't need to comment in the first place.
keeks46 12
Neither are you 124
1JDub 6
That my friend is the OK for a facial! Enjoy OP