ouch
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth moves
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Ouch
🌶️ Spicy
Triggered
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
joe
United States
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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the_boob 0
I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
aardvarkish 17
sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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Pfrmbrzl 0
idiot!
BrookeTrueblood 0
I second this ^^
Bonbonbonbon 0
bet that was a kick in the teeth
bettadenne1 0
haha faill
You_Just_Failed 0
thats impossible, unless you mean masturbating when you say having sex...
whatchutalkinbou 0
after that I guess she got drumroll COLD FEET
boopityboppity 11
You_Just_Failed, you just failed. Would you say, "I ate an orange," if you meant, "I ate an apple?"
imbatman_fml 0
that is impossible unless this "sex" is solo.
rstroupe 0
hahah u were on ur back!!
joserme 0
YDI for have'n feet
hmmmummhmmm 0
always practice safe solo sex.
missASHLEYnicole 0
um who said this was a guy? none of you guys know for sure.
Rexx 0
GOSH!!! FREAKIN IDIOT!!!
Monikabug 9
The OP is a FEMALE. ._.
Jones30 0
no it isn't if it's missionary and the chick kicked it over it's possible it's called being flexible but good thing Americas getting fat and there is no such thing as flexibilty anymore
Mruch 2
suck it up and finish up.
Yaseeher 0
Rofl OP is female.
StoryOfTheYear 15
if I had been the dude when this happened I wouldve fell of the bed laughing so hard. idk if that's bad or good : P
Daerauko 0
it happened to me the other week. normally the door I opened was stiff, but one week the the springhinge to close the door was broken on one side so it just flew open! of course I didn't hit myself with the door
tristan1001 0
69 did you happen to submit a fml today ?
Kr3tS22 0
I agree with number 10^^^ way up there , if she's that clumsy, there's no way she's gettin any
NotMeh 0
lol @47
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
yeah I don't see what position that would be possible
megamandude455 10
how the hell did you knee yourself in the face? DURING sex? were you faceup? cause then that makes sense...
edogy2 1
Why did OP have to add that they were having sex?
aardvarkish 17
sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
irishhh_fml 0
?
iamchuck 0
What position does that happen in?
FYLDeep 26
Should have used your tail instead.
zabava 0
trying to get the mental image of how this can happen ... hmmm were you with a midget? oops, I meant little person
waddams 0
I can't imagine this either lol
killerviral 0
I Can imagine this how come I'm the only one that can
CallMeHush 1
Flexsble...
digger21 0
that's what happens when you try to go down on yourself
zabava 0
that was my other potential answer, but I in no way wanted to get that mental image
vball_luvah 2
well it's too late for that huh? and X( grosss
MinaLovesYewhNig 0
dumbas. I give this a 100 out 10. lol. retard
BABiiRAWr 0
Your so smart **Claps**
jthottie 0
damn girl^^
boopityboppity 11
Why, what did she do?
JordynAlexis 0
Sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet. Oh and it's you're. (:
fisheatsbear 6
I must be stupid because I do not understand how this happens
playalovegame 0
retarded much? how embarassing for you.