Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
stallionlover 4
I don't know she wouldn't just close her eyes. I only have my eyes open when I want to see his reaction.
Sangue0608 26
My wife does the same thing but it's because she doesn't like to be watched lol
pinque 19
Should've made better faces
Annika14 16
At least you get ******** ;))
Tannasgh 22
A ******* is a *******...whiner...
JSal 14
??????
Hussein19891 0
I makey girl get to the pubes and mean mug her the entire time. God she's awesome
itooamscrewed 10
Couldn't she just not look? It's more difficult to look up at the guy's face while giving head. And it's way easier to close your eyes than stare at a man with a blanket on his head, I would imagine.
Dif_fml 12
I've been there before. Not being able to see the BJ takes away some of the feeling.
Hop6e 22
Guess you know what you need to practice now.