Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
Jefffz 13
What matters in life, is that you are still getting that *******. Be proud
Jones87 11
Ouch.
Anonypus 20
The faces are the best thing. At least you're not stoic.
jwrin373 7
Doesn't matter, got head!
Seabass_Chan 33
At least it wasn't because she disliked your face in general, man. Just return the favour and move on. Maybe suggest a bondage mask for next time.
krispyrobot 1
Better make sure she doesn't do a switch like on baitbus! Haha
ChristinePi 36
So many people saying he should be grateful, just wow. If I was in his shoes I'd be so self conscious and offended I wouldn't be able to finish. That was rude of her. She could have just not looked at his face if it bothers her that much during the act.
MathIsStupid 11
I mean, you still got a *******. You are winning at life.
snuffyTHEbear 23
Besides your o-face, sounds good.
worldclassrager 41
I see no issue with this...or am I just a little twisted?