Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
pphead 5
Sounds like something I'd do lmao
LozzieDumpling 11
Why is she worrying about the faces he's making? Shouldn't she be focusing on the job at hand?
dantee2005 33
This isn't job at hand. It's at mouth
toooldforthis 19
I make my boyfriend cover his too but that's because I'm shy about it and don't have the confidence for an audience, just cover him up and do my thing
hoosiergirl94 31
Why didn't she just look away
kingnothing123x 11
Well at least you didn't have to put a bag over your face I cant imagine how someone would feel about that
Fuccboi 6
My girlfriend gives me a blowjib under the blanket cause she doesn't want me to look at her while she does it.
helmiz 17
you still enjoy it I assume
foxy_grampa 19
Mine did that too, only it was because she didn't want me watching her. I didn't mind though, cause blow jobs are still nice
BowlingCat 18
Why is she looking at your face? When I give my boyfriend a ******* I can't see his face unless I purposely look at it.
limabeans101029 21
Some guys like it when you look at them every so often while you do it
jtea 10
She doesn't have to look at your face to give you a *******...