Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
nsflwlyk 1
I don't think you understand the point of FML. Still sounds like a pretty good situation to me. If she stopped because of the faces, then you could post on here.
miyaviichan 27
You have no idea how hard I had to keep from laughing a couple times when I was doing a particularly good job... Possibly the most restraint I've ever shown.
DoDaJulio 13
I cant say YLS or YDI cus u still got a bj
emilyjaynemarie 13
haha don't take it personally, she might of just been shy/uncomfortable. give it time!
Hime9908 22
And you're sure she's not just using you for money
Joseph24689 14
You did what you had to do haha
emilytheperson 17
Hah, that sucks OP.. Literally
azouwa 26
I think I'm the only one that wants to know... did she finish the job she started?
KrazyKatz3 26
What a bitch... tell her she should always keep a blanket on her head because you don't like her face.
shannon2348 14
The fact that you did it is really disturbing. ydi