Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, at a meeting, I had a heated argument with the only female employee at the office. A little later, I managed to hit her in the face with a door, giving her a bruise. Nobody believes it was an accident. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
YDI for playing kiddy games at your workplace.
xMrAndyTranx 4
better your face then your nuts?
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marinus_fml 20
YDI for playing kiddy games at your workplace.
angelo8320 0
that's what happens
MAGNAVOX 0
You all deserve to be fired for fooling around. OP, you deserve to be laughed at, humiliated, then fired>:D
LoganBballin16 0
holly crap!! that guy is nuts!!
Bcaw 0
do you by any chance live in north Korea?
KiwiLime 0
what goes around comes around.
FFML_314 12
You're angry!
Freeze_fml 17
Picnics are gay.
the_flirtt 0
seems like something that would be on the office.
xxniteskie 1
I don't think Dwight would allow that for very long though....
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Lol nuts hitting faces = messed up version of teabagging. XD
Mehness 0
Holy duckfuck that asshole's got balls!
MadPercussion 0
That's awesome. We always do crazy stuff like this at my work.
salic77 11
85- nice referance, CREEP ASS.
allforthetaking 0
does your the whole office sit in front of a bathroom?
msuniversforevr 0
*Nelson voice* HAHA!
xMrAndyTranx 4
better your face then your nuts?
Kurg 0
seriously
EffinAhole 0
2 win!
metalguy95 11
agreed.
IIFoxII 0
ydi !! get back to work before i fire every single one of you clowns .
mrahhhhh 21
So somebody's nuts hit you in the face? Ok.
CallMeHush 1
It probably isn't the first time...
nikkibeez 0
haha omg! that's terrible OP but at the same time very funny. maybe since someone got hurt they will stop.
mrahhhhh 21
I swear nikkibeez every time I see you on fml commenting there is always some guy replying with a comment that says "you're hot".
FFML_314 12
She's not going to suck your ****, dude.
ted619_fml 4
schmoookin hot ;) nikki not the angry black dude lol
the_flirtt 0
haha ffml you cockblocker.
mooshibear140 4
#5 I doubt it. :P Humans these days don't give a shot when people get hurt, they'll continue playing anyways.
mooshibear140 4
*shit stupid autocorrector... :(
FantasticFin 0
yes, everyone realises you have boobs, people like you shit me, oops, they 'accidently' got in the picture, *****.
nikkibeez 0
thanks cause if I wanted to do a boob shot I would have done so. keep your comments to yourself if you don't have anything useful to say.
wolfshadow 4
Nikki, that isn't how men work. If someone gets hurt they'll just keep playing.
shortstack104 0
lol you got hit in the face with nuts xD
Flaming_Pandas 15
You should have done the responsible thing and thrown it back harder.
xcl0wdx 0
YDI
glen12 0
man the door on a cubicle is like 3 foot wide, u must have had opened it at superspeed to let them get a clean shot and before they realized the door was opening
dannykruger 0
it was the bathroom
ltsmark 0
In soviet russia, lug nut lugs you!
supermannewt 0
lol nice
daymann 0
15th!
xxniteskie 1
15th? Really? I don't even understand why people get stoked over "1st," but 15th?
anonymous0326 0
you're 16th.