Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
milkman18 16
Doesn't matter had (oral) sex
lovelockdown23 23
all in all at least it's not because you're ugly and she still did it so at least she wanted you to feel good
devinaww 15
the duck face is not attractive in general
Grayness_ 26
what type of faces are you making while having sex? o.O
Unbearable_fml 21
Username on point.
cerk 7
you mean what u think was a bj
Vickers25053 19
what does op mean?
lovelockdown23 23
original poster (the person who wrote the fml) I'm guessing
praesidiem 16
Ostentatious Penguin
Fuccboi 6
Original Poster
redheadedmonster 24
Eh I've done that to my fiancé before. It's not a big deal. As long as you enjoyed it and told her so is what matters.
potionowl 25
Seriously? The man was shamed for his pleasure face and forced to put a blanket over his head and then you expect him to thank her and stroke her ego by telling her how enjoyable it was? That's messed up. If a man did that to a woman, the comment section would be filled with people talking about what a dick the man was. Sexual interaction is an intimate experience where the two people should feel comfortable with one another and not made to feel bad about what they look like.
ChristinePi 36
#46 said it perfectly. It's ridiculous how many people are telling him to just deal with it.
limabeans101029 21
Totally agree. "As long as you enjoyed it and told her so is what matters."... Personally, I don't think I'd be able to enjoy it at all if my boyfriend did that to me.
isisorchid 16
Because being forced to feel self conscious during an extremely vulnerable moment is absolutely the best feeling ever! That's ridiculous. I feel terrible for OP. His girlfriend is rude. If I were him, I would've told her to stop or to quit looking at my face.
Badkarma4u 17
Thats because we are men, and a ******* is a *******. As long as out nuts get emptied it's a W
jet223 20
Usually it's the girl that would be under the blanket.
Shamandalie89 32
69. Problem solved.
Cads1 24
Excellent call young lady!
WOTAN1488 24
Try putting a blanket over her head then huh?