Anonymous
Bhopal, India
Born to die
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fiona the Deceived
Baby New Year?
Today, I found out that my birth date was entered incorrectly, and I’ve been believing that I am a year older than I really am. I’m actually 14, not 15. How did this happen? Both my parents and the doctor got the year of my birth wrong. FML
Anonymous
What?
Today, I found out that my hearing is average for a 60-year-old. I'm 30. FML
shorty
United States
Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
mudy247
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Old soul
Steele, United States
Time is on my side
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Brenna
It's all downhill from here
Today, I woke up realizing my 40th birthday is on Sunday and I’ll only have about 40 more years to live after that. FML
theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Well shit
United States
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML
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DLBL 23
Statistics do not apply to the individual. You know that statistic are based on thousands of people in your area. You're not "losing a year" because of your birthplace.
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DLBL 23
Statistics do not apply to the individual. You know that statistic are based on thousands of people in your area. You're not "losing a year" because of your birthplace.