Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."
Gidget772001 0
she's crazy!!!
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Comments (153)
missmandylove 0
crazy biotch! fyl sorry you have a crazy mom!!!!
ZombieBunnies 0
hey! she's a crazy bitch but she ***** so good I'm on top of it!
AngryNinja 1
and i dream of doin' her all night, scratches all down my back keep me right on.. buckcherry reference, win.
jnrockstar10 0
I want proof pictures.................................on second thought never mind your mom could be fat and ugly.
ColdGold 6
I imagine it was tempting just to drive home without her.
daydreamstar 7
lol @ 13 BUT SERIOUSLY.. TIME FOR REHAB AND THERAPY...--stupid caps lock >
CallMeHush 1
Incestinteruptus?
Zwingend 15
I would like to have a detailed list of what ever she had been drinking.... After reading this FML I realized that I really need to take my drunken debauchery to the next level.
st0n333d 0
I can say this: 1) Your mom knows how to party. 2) She puts on a good show. 3) Your life sucks for haveing to chase your mom. While she is naked... Embarrisment mental scarring = FYL sir
st0n333d 0
Gotta love mods when they take out a that is supposed to seprate the last part.
Sirin_fml 47
We didn't take out anything. HTML code is stripped automatically.
Peroxide 3
It was sucked into a micro black hole cause by the LHC. Everyone quick! Put on your tin foil hats. Shit is about to go down!
st0n333d 0
@26: I did not know that.... Well still she DOES know how to party :D
DreamerofWorlds 0
I voted FYL, because that seriously sucks, but you should have called the cops to come deal with it if she was freaking out that much.
eeeeeeee 5
How attractive is your mother?
ZombieBunnies 0
Your mom sounds like the type of woman I wanna party with! Gimme dose digits, yo!!