Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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oslate 4
wow with all do respect mom sounds like a dumbass parent
megajako 0
well...technically u were...technically
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cdatribe23 0
moms I tell ya lol
sexybeastsexybea 0
wow
Notimetobleed 14
that was just awful.
zeeindahouse 0
maybe it was plan B pregnancy pills
breakofdawn1 0
slap a bitch
CryBabyCry224 0
that sucks
I_R_Genius 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Let me help you out there, Moms* you* The world is once again much safer now that I_R_Genius has arrived.
Blazingcrono 6
You forgot to fix her lack of commas and periods bro(ther).
tuninggamer 0
Lol, periods. I'm sure she has got enough of those.
macskapingvin 0
You also forgot to fix her lack of brain. I fear that is irreparable.
Bano360 25
Shutup you twat.
maszaros 9
I think she was referring to moms as a group: plural. "Gosh, mothers can be so crazy!"
johnsonvillecity 0
I.R. Genius with a nice fail
oslate 4
wow with all do respect mom sounds like a dumbass parent
cowgoesgrr 0
lol you sound like Ricky Bobby
DogReypistPANDA 6
*due
megajako 0
well...technically u were...technically
zomgwtfbbqbagel 0
Technically...
lrroeding32 0
yes! she was
robbilee 14
there special places for people like that
Queen_of_Night 20
I feel for you. My mom did something similar not too long ago.
truthbetoldxoxo 0
I'm sorry your mom is a junkie!! you did the right thing though!! your selfish bitch of a mom needs to realize she could have killed someone!!
naximus93 0
You followed her and then called 911... I can easily see why your mom thought that that's what you were doing. Was that not your intention?
btrag97 13
To protect his mom?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's terrible :/ She needs help... rehab?
sweetonsno 1
While I definitely understand being concerned for her safety and the safety of others, I am not sure I understand what you were trying to accomplish by calling the emergency number if not have the police stop her. Her assumption is perfectly reasonable given the circumstances.