Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!
ninjasaurous 0
21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.
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Comments (139)
seanreddog 4
Holy shit I'm lucky
Averizzle 0
Sean your ******* are so fly..
kidsanchez1 4
You Dumb Idiot you had to have parental supervision?
seanreddog 4
Why would they delete my comment I wasn't tryna brag about being first?
Freeze_fml 17
I read that as FAP. ._.
Averizzle 0
Idk Sean but I'm on top now! Your ******* are still amazing though..
seanreddog 4
Of course you did, Freeze. That's why I created it. Just for you... And thanks, Averizzle, they try.
FFML_314 12
Yeah, YDI for obvious reasons. :)
Helbo 0
Ydi for being retarded.
willgraham101 0
lol actually ur pubes burn nice too, but idk that for a fact
NzxtZ06 0
not true, the hair on the right side of your head will burn just as quickly and efficiently.
JohnE3 0
Well you can always count on your hair as a useful alternative to firewood.
lissa922 6
wooooow
abcdefghijKayla 0
39 is awesome.
MrCalves 1
OP is probably the coolest kid in his neighborhood now
Nena713 0
Lol #39
samanthadude 0
7 - I set off fireworks without parental supervision, then again, I'm over 18. :P OP - Obviously you shouldn't be playing with fireworks if you don't know how to use them properly. YDI, but sorry about your hair.
polski_girl 0
How do you not deserve this?! Go find something else to do for fun that can't leave you with burns, idiot.
bubbarific 0
wht a perfect way 2 celebrate michael jackson's death anniversery!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
sounds like fun. mission accomplished
Thawn 0
I set off fireworks and ended up setting fire to an empty block in the middle of town :)
Lexiegirlxx 4
haha epic win....ydi
deathcab7 0
has anyone ever told you not to play with fire? especially if you are going to be that dumb?
lololol24 0
Do it again but aim for the right side of your head. You'll have a Mohawk and won't look half as retarded haha.
pwincessa23 1
hair burns even if it's on the other side
bubbles987 0
maybe the hair on the right side of your head?
Anthonyemolove 0
I sukd 39 dick
TheTrollinator 0
Buuurrned
appIeiphone 0
lnaoo
Andrew1122 0
that's funny
Einstein714 0
I actually chuckled at this one.... keep em coming people
minihoodehoo 0
or flaming hot marshmellow
dorworters 9
hair on the right side maybe?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!
chasin_butterfli 0
You beat me to it. lol OP, that sucks. Look at the bright side, once you get over the burn, your head will be nice and cool for summer.
vball_luvah 2
wow what retards. that sucks for you though.
the_Flirt 0
wow u dumass
boating_guy 33
OP is such a dumbass.. playing with fire(works) = u get burned
nature_girl_08 14
i'm going to assume that OP was being a moron if he singed the hair on the side of his head...not sure why you would have your face that close to the fireworks. i mean, i've burned myself, been hit with fireworks, had fireworks go off too soon when i wasnt far enough away yet, but i can say in all my years of playing with them, i've never burned my hair. SAFETY FIRST.
stickypoopy 0
I did that when I first operated a gas stove
_celizabeth 0
hahaha.. way to go (;
Cinn_fml 23
The hair on the right side will burn just as well :P But seriously, why were you so close that your hair got burnt? You set up, you light, you run. Unless of course nothing happens in which case you wait, or if that's too boring throw a stick at it first and then head back towards it.
seanreddog 4
Some fireworks you wanna hold on to for a sec so it'll go off in the air or whatever.
Cinn_fml 23
I thought all fireworks were supposed to go off into the air?
nerdsgetmehot 23
On the bright side, you have an excuse to get the mohawk you've always secretly wanted.
stickypoopy 0
that would just make them look stupider. how about you get a mowhawk and see how you like it
yoitssabrina 0
hey,some people can pull it off ! not many,but some. its not a hairstyle i favor but those who have it look pretty badass xD
nerdsgetmehot 23
#16 Actually, some people can really rock the mohawk and make it hot. I agree with #32! :P I can't say that I've had a mohawk before, but I did once have a faux-hawk.
letsgododgers213 0
you are so beautiful
PhoenixFiend 0
I have a Mohawk :D I think it's pretty hawt ;) lol jkjk. I need to get on a real computer so I can show a girl can pull off a Mohawk too.
PhoenixFiend 0
And right before it gets deleted ^hehe#69
stickypoopy 0
45 your a perv that girl is like 12
letsgododgers213 0
calling someone beautiful does not make you a perv. think before you talk
PhoenixFiend 0
Both girls are beautiful. My 8 year old sister is beautiful. It's not a perverted thing to say. Now if I said my 8 year old sister is sexy, then there could be some bitching. ;)
Stevefett 0
45- Nerdsgetmehot the cute girl that you called beautiful is very beautiful. She also has videos on YouTube that I've seen. First she is certainly not 12 years old. I'd say 18 or 19. She is funny and smart. Plus she likes Star Wars and Harry Potter. Which means she is cool as hell. If I wasn't already married and in love with my wife I would totally fall for a girl like Nerds. The point is there is nothing wrong with you giving her a compliment.
letsgododgers213 0
she is very beautiful :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hahaha. Well, thanks for the compliment! :) I'll be 21 next week, so all of you were just a little bit off on my age... :P
letsgododgers213 0
haha you're welcome. wow really? you look like you are 16 years old. :) you are so cute;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Thanks! :P Yep, regrettably I've always looked way younger than I actually am! I guess that will come in handy later in life, though.
letsgododgers213 0
yup :) it's always good to look younger. you seem like a pretty cool girl, if anytime you want to talk on myspace or yahoo im my email for myspace is [email protected] and my yahoo im is [email protected]. ;)
letsgododgers213 0
do u have yahoo instant messanger or myspace ? •:)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, but no.
letsgododgers213 0
oh ok :(