Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."
Gidget772001 0
she's crazy!!!
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Comments (153)
FireindaFreezer 2
this one has to be fake just like all the other ones on this site. most of these are just clever story's made up for our enjoyment
SirRender 0
Well crazier stuff has happened to people than this, FireindaFreezer, but even if it is fake you dont really come on this site to see what could happen to you do you? Then dont worry if its real or fake just enjoy the fact and fiction stories and assume that it is fact.
El_mariachi 0
ydi for not being drunk yourself
laynaa 0
bahahahahahahahahha
Mimorie17 12
haha ur mother's funny.!!
beaker3457 0
your mom is cool.
tuninggamer 0
she's ur mom, let her handle it. sometimes situations cross the point of taking care of her.
TechnoWizard 0
Your mom's a champ! Can I haz?
AcrossTheSea 0
Aaaahhahahahahhahaha, that's actually soo funny. Even though it's actually soo sad. haha
krazykiya12095 0
lmfao !!. i could hav a loooooot of fun with yurr mother {{no **** hahaa}}