Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Today, using the money my mom gave me for my birthday, I bought a new laptop for school. When I went online to register for classes, I found that all the online classes were full and remaining classes didn't qualify for my major. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my wife and kids all yelled at me because I was stood at the bookshelf looking for a book, blocking the Wifi router with my body, and their signals all dropped to almost zero, and had stopped them watching videos. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
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smiller0789 3
"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam
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smiller0789 3
"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.
sens3sfailing 25
What's wrong with Internet girlfriends? I met my girlfriend over Xbox live, we have meet in real life dozens of times even though we live 7 hours apart and I have spent 2 weeks at her house after she spent 2 at mine. We have been going out for almost a year now, so just because people meet over the Internet doesn't mean it is any less real than the probably completely superficial 1 week long relationships you have with people that were moderately interesting to talk to for an hour then lost all their interest to your puny mind
PinkieKeen 20
Maybe you should find that "nigga get to own wifi" server and see if you could leech off of it.
01sparkly 15
Yeah, but the problem isn't the laptop being expensive, the problem is, that he can't talk dirty to his girlfriend. That is because of the bad Internet in his room, the only Internet he could find was in front of his parents room. So it would be awkward..
Miq999 5
Laptops are dead cheap now Where the **** did you get $1000 from?
DynamicDave 11
YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam
willowpuff 0
well said that man
Lac2501 2
OWNED
sens3sfailing 25
Idiot, such a ******* ass hole for thinking meeting over the Internet makes relationships fake. If they were gonna webchat then they can actually see eachother so you know they are a girl and what age they are. relationships in real life have a much shorter time they are on because most people are superficial. In long distance you get to know the person you are with and aren't obsessed with sex and everything like an immature brat. I should know, I've been in a long distance relationship for almost a year now and I found someone who isn't fake or just a pretty face. Have fun being unhappy because you could only get girls in clubs or other booze infested get togethers because you couldn't find the right one, oh wait, the internet can help that...ignorant idiot
brklnsugar 0
penis
remy_xi 0
Wow, really, #3? Go kill yourself.
g3rusz 6
Well... they probably have a family PC, so webcam might not be an option. Still, YDI for a) being American, b) Not checking the WiFi-coverage beforehand and c) Not having a working knowledge of WiFi and not buying a damn repeater.
TrustStolen 16
Seriously? He deserves it for being American? Righttttt
geppy 0
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Why the **** are you dating a girl, that's ******* disgusting. Leave pussy to the chicks, nut up and stick it in man-ass where it was meant to go you ******* weirdo
redsox4021 0
agreed
hXcsoccerplaya 0
what, have you never accessed the Internet before wirelessly? you could buy a high gain antennae, but for that price, you could get a new router. and YDI for the purpose of buying the router.
perdix 31
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Give the laptop to your mom so she do some dirty girl-on-girl video chat with your girlfriend while you spank the monkey. Sounds like you made a really good investment.
hittingray 0
Go get a wireless repeater or a new router, like WiFi N, if your laptop supports that kind of WiFi. Chances are that if your only getting decent signal in one spot, your probably still running on B.
sunalwayshinesss 0
lold at the commetns