meeeoow
Australia
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Go home
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Get back here!
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Bad guy
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
mydadsawsooomuch
United States
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Of course he did - you're from Nude South Wales.
jayellef 3
should have given him a toy to play with in the house instead. drunks are easily distracted.
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Comments (45)
DocBastard 40
Of course he did - you're from Nude South Wales.
aardvarkish 17
nice
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You mean "Nude South Whales," the country for obese nudists?
missmurderx 8
He was just airdrying!
donkeyshlong420 0
In the butt
kiwi_xoxo 0
air drying? what was he doing before he lost his clothes :O
banana_buddy 6
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN. Come on I know u took pics OP, unless u got so turned on by the sight that you had to go do it with him in the open street in which case I guess it's acceptable that there are no pics.
funktown 2
^awful, just awful.
banana_buddy 6
whats awful about WINCEST?
Yousuck24 21
That was really racist :(
TheCurlyTheory 0
Ohh I love you DocBastard.
crystalxa 35
Maybe he is the new Neighborhood Watch! Very stealthy they are!
jayellef 3
should have given him a toy to play with in the house instead. drunks are easily distracted.
demonmarine22 0
true dat
therealdavid 0
that's what people get for saying not to drink and drive.
bishouji 3
Hahahaha I'm sorry that does suck, but this just made my day.
Pb25797051 0
almost as attractive as tubgirl!
amerwin 3
There's no better way to free your mind and think than going for a nice stroll while hanging some brain.
Ur1Temptazian 0
I think that's worse than having your father have an extensive **** collection.
mikeydakid59 0
He wanted to try some new things.
Flipflops4ever 0
Wait, I thought in Australia people pretty much walk around naked whenever the weather permits
notsoluckypup 12
Hope he had fun. Glad I don't do that. Sorry OP
UpsidedownKayak 9
Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!