Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
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Tom O'Halloran 9
there are pictures?
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's a lot of missing info here. First of all, what half? Second, was she there uninvited? Third, what's wrong with hating kids? I can't stand them. Fourth, if she genuinely hates you, all you have to do is cut contact with her, or talk it out.
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Tom O'Halloran 9
there are pictures?
EmDizzle2007 28
this is the right question. but, if you asked this of half the things that get posted....
RichardPencil 32
She should have been completely naked? Is that what's wrong?
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
you LIVE to make people cringe, dont you 🤣
RichardPencil 32
Yes! I feel if these stories create disturbing imagery in my head, I need to share it with the world to lighten my burden. Thank you for helping me with that!😂
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's a lot of missing info here. First of all, what half? Second, was she there uninvited? Third, what's wrong with hating kids? I can't stand them. Fourth, if she genuinely hates you, all you have to do is cut contact with her, or talk it out.
power_in_the_now 19
Sounds look there is underlying issues— maybe it’s bothering her and she wants to speak about it but it’s only able to happen in her sleep at this point. Stop being so rude and mean— she was half naked bc she WAS SLEEPING! People sleep half naked all the time **yes I am a mother to three beautiful children but what I’m saying is that the main thing is most parents for whatever reasons are afraid to speak to there adult children about how they are feeling— adult children can be rude and so can some parents... it’s night time so what’s the issue being half naked? If everyone knows grandma is sleeping in the living room... wait til she is awake— and booze had to come from the home she is sleeping in (I less they are all part of AA programs of Absenting from drinking as a whole. There has to be more to this story bc I’m not buying it as is
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
WHAT A JOKE!!!!!! The woman was sleeping in the living room, half naked, drunk, and talking about hating her kids, and the kid is rude? are you the mom or just dumb
EmDizzle2007 28
which half was naked??
daengh 15
*Your* living room? Change the locks.