Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
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killabeast1 0
shoulda asked if she was cold
haydenshaw 0
don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.
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Comments (108)
cduchene1988 0
l2walk
Masenko7 12
LOOOL
elghs2001 0
that's what you get for assuming.
xlmariuslx 0
ydi should have shoveled the snow yourself.
saltz 0
how does one "almost" fracture ones knee cap, if it didn't fracture how do you know how close it came
schwinn11 0
Why in the hell is your mom shoveling the snow, shouldn't you be doing it?
jakeTS 0
it's called English, most American adults know how to use it
Billbo23 0
at least ur kneecap us in one piece. mine is in 2 parts and i have 2 get surgery
boyguydudemalema 0
That's what u get for being overexcited on getting people their coat
killabeast1 0
shoulda asked if she was cold
JustStopSucking 0
Oh she's cold alright. Ice cold. Pops calls her a frigid bitch.
firecopy 6
@46 ftw!!!
killabeast1 0
yes lolololol
LaceyCakes 0
that sucks
corbandioxide 1
were you okay!
sarah407 0
snickerdoodle do u comment on everything??
sarah407 0
get a life instead of read about and comment on eveyone elses
haydenshaw 0
don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.
ghettoswag313 6
theyre both ugly.
jklol420 0
haha!!!! that musta hurt!! lol!! inlobe livin in florida xuz i dont have to deal with snow!!
sarah407 0
maybe he/she wants to!!!!!!!!!!
sarah407 0
lol : p
MF12 0
I live in Texas (north Texas, granted) and we just had a huge winter storm... well huge for us texans :)
awesomechica1229 5
yea me too but i live in east texas, isn't the snow awesome?!
boopityboppity 11
You can tell how crazy a person is by the number of exclamation marks used at the end of a sentence. You've got four, so I'm guessing you're next door to Brave_Sir_Robin in Ward 4.
ButtNekked 0
#31 haha exactly what i was thinking
hjrn 0
how do you know you almost fractured your kneecap? I hope it feels better soon though
Starfire22 5
ooo, OUCH!
corbandioxide 1
just to say, im new on FML and im doin it from my iphone so i dont know what some stuff is. so what does YDI mean
tusbar 0
You deserved it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I never get to say this but snickerdoodle FTW!!!!!!! (for the win, newbie) I use a lot of exclamation points but I am a 10-year old crackhead hoping to room with BSR at Arkham. =D
Nick Possuch 4
you deserve it
cooly1100 0
that sucks