Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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dougierocks 13
I think what we are all trying to say is... Don't be a ******* sucker... If you take her, it will be the most miserable vacation of your life. And she will never respect your wussy ass... Ever! If she starts any lovey dovey, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it" crap... It's just to play you. Don't fall for it!
jacev 7
If you paid for that trip then tell her you'd rather take someone else. She shouldn't be getting a free holiday out of a breakup. If she'd had any sense she would have waited till after the holiday to see if you two could work it out while alone and away
edfd3212 1
Just take your rebound girl
Rawrfearme96 5
Guess who's not getting a ticket.
friedeggyolive 7
Take your brother or best friend and just have fun abroad without her.
BrotherTheo 31
Hrm. It says He planned it, however it doesn't indicate he *paid* for it. This is a problem. If they both paid he's kinda screwed. If only one of you paid, Do Not Go With Her. It would simply be torture. If she paid, Fine let her go alone, or with eomeone else. Make it 'not your problem. If you paid, take someone else, or go ALONE. Would going alone suck ? Yes. Would it suck less then taking her? Oh yes...Yes it would..... If you both paid? Either Suck it up and let her go alone or Buy her out. I can tell you though, the LAST thing you want to do is go on vacaton with her. Really.
Cody24485 0
I hope you make her ass sleep on the floor.
ferosogra 1
I would take her best friend on the trip, but "just as friends"
skyeyez9 25
If it is overseas, take her. But make sure her passport and other ID "disappears" right before it is time to leave.
shaykay1995 5
Did she wink when she said "friends"..? ;)