Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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b2ac 0
Dude, do yourself a favor and take someone else. And why does she get to say its ok to still go. She left the relationship so she's leaves the vacation and everything else that goes with the relationship. Funny that she did'nt wait a month and breakup after the vacation.
fmlrocks25 0
Get another friend and reel her she's a bitch !!!!!!!
geod69 8
Winner ask about sex
Jewlz1162 5
Dont take her take a friend you'll have more fun that way
geod69 8
Or tell her last minute you decided to bring your best friend and have some real fun
izzybaby2012 0
Pfft find someone else to take!!!!!
Quiet_one 22
Don't give her a free trip! Take someone else, or sell the tickets. If you're feeling really mean, don't tell her what you did until a couple days before you're supposed to leave. What a bitch.
flame2011 6
Use the trip to fight for her, bro! Get her back!
perdix 31
Do some Googling and find out if your vacation destination has good places to hide bodies. Aruba is excellent. Make sure you search on someone else's computer, as you will immediately be a suspect. Learn to beat polygraphs by clenching your anus, and Bon Voyage!
causticgirl 6
Take him ^ as your wingman and watch the girls fall at your feet
Webslinger66 10
Make-up sex WILL happen. Trust me...