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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
SpicyGrass 0
Bring someone else and have sex with them, then send her a picture on a card that says "Wish you were here!"
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Do women not think we have hearts that can break too? I want so bad to find a girl who doesn't date just for looks and sex.
Awsumuzzie 12
Hi, 17! I'm one of tho... *re-reads comment*... Want to be friends?
kyarush 10
Do it... And destroy her every chance you get
shift_love 13
I agree #30 take her and right at the end run off with her ticket back and leave her stranded. That's some bullshit op
thinkPlNK 0
i don't really see how she's being a bitch, unless her intentions were for selfish reasons only. if i broke up with my boyfriend and i knew he went all out like OP did, i'd feel really guilty and say the same thing his girlfriend did. at least she still wants to be friends, and doesn't want you to only be part of her past? :)
Pixxio_O 11
Take her mum
devpwnz 1
Wanting to be friends after a 3 year relationship is like keeping your dog after it died.
TwitchingNebula 17
Dude, really what you should do is call her in a few days after you've "thought it over" and agree to take her, but tell her that you "suddenly have to stay at work a bit late that day" and say that she needs to find a ride to the airport. And then show up with someone else and take them. That way she'll have to waste at least one vacation day for nothing. And know what you're feeling. Muhahaha
ALpein 0
43: Seriously? If you broke up with your boyfriend, you'd still go on the couple's anniversary trip he paid for? Because you felt bad? Tell me how that makes any sense, please.
chatoyant_fml 12
#43 if she even had the slightest doubt she should've told the guy way before he planned all this, it's not like you wake up one day 3 years into a relationship and suddenly want to break up, i think you consider it at least a couple of times first. So no she was just a bitch
pnaychickie583 10
Ummm. That's being selfish just by thinking he'd still want to take you after breaking up.
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
I agree with you 100% of the way but then again girls wish they met a guy who didn't care about how big their boobs are and how tight their jeans is? Idk if I'm making sense I hope my girl isn't like that....
lebronesque73091 12
There's no such thing as being "just friends" after that long. Take someone else.
tjv3 10
DUDE please please have the gonads to invite someone else
youngsofly 13
Aww come on, we all know what "be friends" means.
SteveOsWifey 5
#13 more like should've been here xD
Pentium_4 27
yeah, if you're driving and not flying, when she goes to the bathroom at a rest stop you can just take off
gojira666 7
She just made your trip 1000% better by doing that. Take a wing man and do it up right.
JurassicHole 5
#43- That's the issue though, they've been dating for 3 years and he's planned a huge thing for their 3 year anniversary, but she breaks up with him and says something like that. He had 3 years invested in her and obviously loved her dearly, but to be told they can still be friends is just a major "**** you" to the guys heart. "Funny how they always want to be friends after they tear your guts out."
joeytheman 10
Take a hooker. :)
cbchuckbass 5
I think it's better to take her BFF than her mom, lol
daa2138 0
And then get herpes.. Or HIV+ if you're lucky. Nay to a hooker, why pay if you could get free sex
NoHaxJustPandas 4
You're clueless
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
DynamicDave 11
Take her best friend with you.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Imagine if they end up going and she finds a new boyfriend during the vacation. "Today, my relationship with the girl of my dreams finally ended when she met her new boyfriend during her vacation. The same vacation that I payed for. FML"
raydaly 5
if she has a sister take her !!! :)
Discombobulated9 12
Taking her sister would be a very low blow; even if she is a complete bitch there is no need to potentially break up a family.
Discombobulated9 12
Judging by the votes, I guess people don't care about tearing apart families in order to get revenge. Unbelievable. Well, if an Ex of yours runs off with one of your siblings, you can't cry about it 'cause according to you it's perfectly acceptable.
baygirl564 9
Oh the irony..
LianLover 0
Lol
birdfreak 24
Get a friend and have some fun! :)
EatnBeef 7
Well OP, jackdaniels is a good friend o mine. I'll introduce y'all
sparkrok 8
if y'all wanna hear a good country song about the whiskey after a breakup, look up "New Best Friend" by Aces Up. it might ring true for OP.
micahsmommy 13
Hopefully you booked it in a party town. Find a guy buddy to take instead and hit up the town. You paid for it, you have fun while she figures out why she ever broke up with you.
CockAsian 14
Ya, but most flight tickets are under an exact name. In that case, OP wouldn't be able totals anyone else.
psuedodragon 23
True, but for a small additional fee most airlines will allow you to make a simple change like that. (Heck, a lot of the ones that allow you to book online even include a disclaimer saying that any changes to the flight information will incur an additional fee)
Jasek 1
Well said
lilponkbunnies 4
You can transfer a plane ticket. Depending on the airline it could have a fee. Don't take the girl shes not worth it
jozmejia 13
don't take her. Bring someone else. it will be awkward if you take your ex gf.
crazychick1269 7
And pointless
The_Troller 14
If I were OP I wouldn't trust her again, considering what she just did.
Pelreskovich 11
That's ridiculous. Take a friend, don't be shitty and take a different girl.
GreenAppleDP 0
You know, guys do have friends that are girls. His ex doesn't need to go, and it shouldn't matter who he takes. Besides, she broke up with him. Not his problem.
TheDrifter 24
Would you want to be subjected, as the female friend he brought, to the wrath and vitriol of the ex that wanted exotic dick on op's dime?
cradle6 13
^Tough shit. She breaks up with OP, she loses vacation. Otherwise she can fund it herself.
123josie123 11
Tell her to cough up her half of the money..
instnt1nfction 17
3-Unless it's he is a psychopath, I doubt he will be digging her heart out
ilovedramahehe 7
That sucks :/ but at least you get a vacation