Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
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Comments (175)
littlegold 7
Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.
philipino 24
My moms 4'11". No ones ever been scared of her. And yes she's Asian. :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's a legit reason. My mother scares the crap out of my friends.
socalsky 0
OR he needed an excuse to dump you.
flakitaa22 0
I'm gonna guess that that was OP's mother's goal.
Akai_fml 4
Why are you guys even involving family in your intimate relationships in the first place? Unless you're a teenager, this shouldn't even be an issue.
sovietkiwi 0
Seems legit
missamazinggg 12
43- we involve our parents if its serious because it nice for your significant other to know your family.
Akai_fml 4
You might think that, but he certainly doesn't.
death_dolphin24 0
8, Asian moms are so ******* scary...
EvilPotato 15
43 there's so much wrong with which you just said.
supnowww 0
Awuhhhh. :x
eyeIoveyou 4
he's dating you, not your mother. maybe this will be better for the both of you guys.
wishfulmidget 0
YDI for not puttin yo mom back in her place!
Xotoolyxo 16
Ik how u feel...sadly
_Oblivion_ 12
43- Parents don't like surprizes. Parents want to know who the hell you're dating. Parents want to be sure you're safe with who you are dating. Parents should be involved for those reasons and more. Ha, this comment almost sounds as stupid as yours.
BatteryAddict 11
My mom scares the crap out of me when it comes to girls.
IMaquarkI 3
lol I've done it once. When I was 16, I met this girl's mom. I said hi. She said, "if your penis goes anywhere near my daughter, I'll chop it off, cut it into little pieces, throw it in stew, and make you eat it." nice to meet you too... lol
stef108 3
This comment makes no sense at all.... Normally in a serious relationship you're going to have encounters with your bf/gf's parents.
CondomSense 4
I find it hilarious when people jokingly reference other FML's!
JavIin 0
Tell him to deal with it. The first time I met my girlfriends mother she told me to get the hell out of her house. Now I can walk in without knocking and everyones fine with it.
Akai_fml 4
@97--Those reasons only apply if you're a teenager or still living with your parents for some reason. As long as it doesn't involve bringing someone into their home, your parents have no business being involved with your sex life.
princessAj1 6
Sometime people cant count. My mother butts in my relationship all the time and I've tried telling her not to.
brittnievicious 9
I feel your pain. My mom had a nack for intimidating every guy I introduce to her. it takes a very strong man to give it back to her. and I don't live at home.
GavinoFreedom 20
He obviously didn't care that much about you if he will let family get in the way of your relationship. So FYL and I hope you find someone who really cares soon!
mexicanguy39 7
That sucks.. I'd never do that.. Although, mothers can be ******* scary at times!
ThatOneCanadian 0
agreed.. it is no coincedence "mother in law" is made of the same letters as "woman hitler"
npnptracking 7
Maybe his mother is Satan's spawn
Feklfekl2222 32
That would make Satan HER grandad.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Well at least you know he doesn't really love you. He needs to grow some balls and man up.
Mandy0325 1
If he really liked you your mother wouldn't matter to him... Guess he didn't really like you:/
Right_Click 12
Your mother must be manlier than he is.
GirlWithHair 4
Should it matter?
TheMaster15 10
13- uhm yeah! You want a boyfriend girlier than your mother? Good luck with justin Bieber, lemme know how it works out.
thisisafunnyname 12
Yeah, I guess it's better to have no boyfriend than to have a boyfriend lacking testicles.
Mandy0325 1
Next time you should get married to the guy before he meets your mother:)
radiariad 0
Lmao XD
fijianchick 0
That's sucks but it is pretty funny
lollomef 0
HAHAHAHAHAJA. Överskottenergi?
The_Troller 14
4- That's the whole point of this website, all of the stories are supposed to be like that.
The_Troller 14
Wow, I got here before WCARLover.
dontbeabeach 0
Yay I did that to one of my exs she got so mad at me but her mom was so mean
roswelluga 4
sounds about right. fix her and maybe you get him back
GirlWithHair 4
"fix her"?
iliketurdles 7
Yes, she is a mechanical device sent from the future to obliterate OP's boyfriend. She just needs the chip, which is currently in a secret lab in Japan, that will give her a nice personality. With that chip, she can lure OP's boyfriend in and then kill him in his sleep. Either that or she has arms the size of his neck.
SW500 13
Well parents can ruin relationships on occasion.
amanda_d95 9
It's happened to me! Poor OP, if they weren't willing to stay, they weren't worth it
Troll_spray 6
Very true. For instance my mother in law was mean serious at first but seeing that i stuck around through that shes now cool as hell. Ops ex bf was a freaking wimp.
Pentium_4 27
so true. happened to me today. FML. but keep smiling right? ;)
christyxbee 15
Poor lad!
markrs 0
Step-Mothers are scary....what's that movie with J-Ho? I mean J-Ho? Shoot I meant J-Lo!
Dracoboxer357 36
......Monster in Law.....not proud I know that....:p
GoWithTheFro 10
Hitler mom xD
GarciaSwaqgg 3
You shouldn't have let him meet your mom.
rattusrattus 19
He didn't. She stalked them on all their dates, and kept staring at them.