Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
Lightbulb830 4
Did it smell?
ImRawrtastic 0
wow ur ex succks
thor89 0
It is unnatural girls don't take a dump a herpe can't be cured
ishankedyourcat 0
22 - ??????????? wth
Villanova23 0
haha how lady like
thor89 0
yo totally deserved it thank god he didn't found your wiG
shitbrix 0
brix have been shat
hehe_oops 2
haha how is he ever going to live with a woman if he thinks they shouldn't shit?
madie_hearts09 0
everybody does it:) so what's the big deal
MissyWissyKach 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
okay so heres the the catch you should've found a sprayer of air freshener or something first of all, and yes it is inappropriate for you because you should've covered it up and if he is that much of a jerk you wouldn't be posting it here. YDI for being retarded
marc33 0
not first.... :( lol
mikeyceroooo 0
that's... shitty... lol
xxxjj18 2
missy whatever you're a bitch
Wasted_Elmo 6
haha wow op sure had some luck with guys for that to happe. did ur turd clog it tell u the truth I would award you for having balls to even be comfy to take a shit at my place not to mention if u let one rip and u hear it from out the door that's classic
sourgirl101 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
MWK I agree with you. It wasn't 'cause you took a dump, everyone does. It was because you're just dating and you didn't have the respect to not leave his bathroom nasty and smelly. He found out you're gross instead of being sexy! Hope you enjoyed your shit!
Terwilliger 0
I didn't think girls got assholes till they got married.... ahh kids these days.
Tuptup_fml 0
Ydi for being a pirate. arr.
sc95060sc 0
Missy ur a complete idiot
iAlwaysYDI 0
ydi for taking a dump, girls aren't allowed to do that.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
abcnonamecba 0
and ur complaing he is so right! build a bridge aswell, so you can get over it XD
nates0210 0
I think it depends on how long they've been dating. if I had just started dating someone and they crapped all over the place I would def break up with them.
kemar7856 0
lol thats right and they never leave the kitchen either
davemania 0
u must ask ur self, how did he know that she took a dump! :/
eeeeeeee 5
OP is a pirate. That explains it all.
punchclock7 0
first off missywissykach, shut the **** up. second, everybody *****. you do, I do, she does. the real retard is you, because what if their was no air freshener? this is FML so yes, it's ok to post it on here. go cultuvate yourself and learn that your shit doesn't smell like perfume and violets, it stinks like everyone else. OP, you're better than your boyfriend, you'll find someone better.
jack8765 0
missy is a bitch
Rawwrness 3
for all the guys that think women don't shit obviously don't have a sister or simply just have two dads.
_Underscore 0
wait is it an ass or a colon?
mcgugs 0
@58, 94 totally agree. when I first saw her name I honestly thought it said missywussybiatch xD no jokes
OooNooo 0
WIN! but she left out one detail she was drunk and miss the toilet! I know cause I'm the boyfriends. Never thought I'd end up here on FML though.
OooNooo 0
She left out one major detail. She missed the toilet. I know cause I'm the bf... FML
lildeejay160 2
lol u stupid
DonkeyDelight 0
Girls poop? O_o
nmsm 1
they shouldn't 176; that's why he broke up with her
Tyler_is_sexy 0
I agree
daniisme 0
fact. one of the chemicals found in girds is one of the most important ingredients in perfume x] true
xxjona777xx 0
omg!!! how could you!!! u are nasty!!
xXDeadPoolXx 0
I kinda agree with Missy cause yeah you may not have air freshner but I'm a fat ass and I dnt have nasty ***** cause I dont have air freshner and my girl don't complain your nasty ass probably just ****** up the bathroom or he's a prude either way build a bridge and get the **** over it
Bay_Ridge 0
and of course your name is shitbrix lol
Rawwrness 3
to everyone who sai "shit happens" xD
xGet_Over_It 0
"while on a date with me boyfriend"? are you a pirate?
alexxandra329 0
r u stupid
abcnonamecba 0
that is so funny but he's right
abcnonamecba 0
number 209 u stole wat I said
chenry 0
**** you, you're probably a big fat dominican bitch who takes baby sized *****. **** it makes me gag thinking about women taking *****. That's an FML right there
arpeggioss 0
good reason. I'd do the same.
jimmychunk 0
you should take a dump on front of his house entrance!
Inabsentia 0
Your ex has a point.
vballerlover07 0
Did anybody else notice how their "date" was at the boyfriends house???
girlplayscod2 0
hahahahahahahahah
oarisimo 4
113 who said she "crapped all over the place"??
Musicmaniac_123 0
Really 190, that's so stupid. Just because girls are supposed to be so called "lady like" doesn't mean we can't poop.
madaoxsan 9
@67 seriously man..that's a keeper. No sarcasm intended.
seacadet 18
*you're. If you're going to call someone an idiot, at least use proper grammar!
PSI_Kid 0
wow
ImaginaryFoe 1
See? This is what the girl with the fiance was worried about! You should've been an undercover pooper until you locked him down.
Trevv 0
Agreed. I think he was just looking for a way out of the relationship, and gave up looking for something rational.
NGM_47 0
I thought that girls don't poop?
anthraxcp 0
last time i checked girls ********** cuz that's a good thing. But the other stuff, hells no.
Malinkrot 3
only fat girls poop
allie2590 31
We don't burp either.
afarr 0
0.0 my sister and daughter do. Dunno about my wife.
mcgugs 0
@121 your daughter and wife both mastrubate? o.O how you know?
mcgugs 0
daughter and sister sorry :p and how would you know that they do it an not your wife? your world's a little...backwards xD
ilovenina 0
lol #91.
rawrimamuffin 0
haha I beltch around my guy friends all the time and I can do it louder than them. I get high fives and things like "damn girl ! that was awesome! '' I'm not a nasty person either. I'm very clean and polite. haha fyl OP. that sucks. but wow, I would NEVER have the guts to fart infront or near a guy nevermind poop... :/ ehhh he's kinda immature though... how embarassing.
tisiphone_fml 0
He's going to be really disappointed to find out that all females do, in fact, have to poop.
Spamonkey 2
we definitely don't.
woosah 16
your boyfriend is a moron.... just like number 3
brenkite 5
Yeah op don't you know anything
The_F3rris 11
You'll think differently when I leave a surprise on your doorstep tonight
jamescrazy96 17
I do! I also had a burping contest with my boyfriend!!
Sekococo 0
a Dump for aDump sounds fair enough :D not first nor will i ever be
Invioletlight 0
Remember to hold it and explode next time. *Boom*
princess09 3
U couldn't hold it until u got home?
The_F3rris 11
You shouldn't risk spontaneous combustion
nyc718 0
Girls poop and fart... It's just most of the time they don' keep their mouth closed long enough to build up the gas.
myman47 0
me boyfriend??
nyc718 0
Are you serious I got moderated? A person said the n word yet his comment is up but I make a joke and I get moderated? Someone needs a life.
spazztcat16 0
this is a ****** up world Hun
imcole 0
fail!
tbbucs 0
that's shitty ;)
seeimdee 0
hehehe naice pun
dorkside_fml 0
nice spelling.
Starfire22 5
It's a blessing in disguise! Uea, it sucks, but he obviously is a idiot if he doesn't know that girls poop...
isaiah614 0
mayb she clogged it up lol