Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
How does one forget their credit card in a vending machine--let alone more than once?
ohsnapword 21
Step 1: Report fraudulent charges Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
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ohsnapword 21
Step 1: Report fraudulent charges Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
julfunky 29
Step three doesn’t really apply since simply getting your own money back isn’t considered a profit. Then again, if step 2 consists of personally suing those who used the credit card I suppose that could be correct.
Glowworm56 27
How does one forget their credit card in a vending machine--let alone more than once?
ajh1800 25
Call and ask someone you trust to get your card back and hold it for you until you get back. Then, start using change from now on.
RichardPencil 32
How much can they drink in a week? It might cost you a few hundred dollars, but you’ll be a hero to your thirsty coworkers for years to come, and you can’t put a price tag on that!
bl3ur0z3 17
Do you have a way of canceling your card and ordering a new one? Seems like the sensible thing to do.
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe you should pay cash or be more careful with your card, especially if you are only there sporadically. YDI.
ajh1800 25
Call someone at your job who you trust to hold your card for you until you can get it. Then, start using change in the vending machines from now on.
chosha_fml 27
You don’t have one person at work who would keep the card safe for you? That doesn’t sound like a great workplace.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
does that mashine accept cash? because if it does I think you should use cash from now on
Chazzster 32
Leaving behind a credit card once is dumb, but not out of the realm of reality. Doing it twice in the same week is just plain stupid. Some people are just not adequately equipped for life.