Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
GypsyRover 0
Sleep with her mom.
exotramp 5
He already slept with his cousin. This OP posted elsewhere and mentioned that as the reason his gf left him after 3 years.
Breezy4sheezy 2
Have her pack her shit and get her all excited, then take someone else and call her from the vacation spot asking her why she's missing all the fun.
InuwindoW 13
At least she didn't tell you after!
Rippin91 0
F that. Take one of your buddies with u and get some ladies together. Then send a pick to that old thing of what a great time your having without her. If you take your girl on the trip you have downs....
babjak 6
Can you find another girl or buddy for that matter who is willing to go? Anything will be better than taking her.
thamack408 11
i would of took one of her friends or a friend and show her on what she missed out
Incogneterpeter 1
**** that take a friend if it's a holiday that you can party on take a dude and just hook up with some girls on the trip if it's romantic I'm sure you can find another girl but she might think your made out of money if you take her on a expensive trip right after you hook up
firemedic919 0
take her best friend and grunge **** her like there's no tomorrow then send the ***** pics
sweetdreams20 0
Just say no unless she paid for hers
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Wow, you should still take her as a way of saying "you had a nice 3 years and hoped it could have lasted longer."