Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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jem7vwh 1
Find someone else to go with.
cysanleigh 13
My boyfriend of two years is taking me and his parents to Mexico at the end of the month. I got upset with him and jokingly said "we can break up after the trip" there would be no way my bf would stand for that. In fact, if he thought I were serious, he'd take me just to leave me there. Don't put up with that shit! Take some one else in her place! Either way, enjoy yourself!
coolstorybro6 6
Ya I agree w evryone else just take someone else she doesn't deserve you or the trip
Birdie_Sage 0
I'll go with you!
rillastyle 1
You can change the name on non refundable tickets Take one of your mates and shag every thing that's moves
SAgirl 23
Take someone ells...
gregorygreg87 12
Go find a hot random chick and see if she wants to go. sex will ensue
BlAzEtHiS 0
I'd take someone else who may stick around and appreciate the vacation. Drop that gold digger.
YeaSo3 14
& if you take her your am idiot please i beg yu to take someone else... Unless yu think you can swoon her and get her bakk... But be absolutely sure with your decision...
sarii 7
GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE!! Like your best friend or something. Party the night away! Maybe you'll find someone new :)