Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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DocBastard 40
You should walk up to her and tear the tickets up in front of her face. You can always secretly reprint the tickets when you get home and go by yourself. She'll just think you are a man of principles and she'll gain a lot of respect for you. Don't worry, all that yelling and screaming and her calling you a "motherfucking dumbass" is just her way of showing respect.
rubberduckie94 13
Spoken like a real man which is a rarity in today's age. I may join the docbastard fan club yet.
Kotargnskit 4
Tell that bitch to shove it. Take someone worth a damn.
Jinxedluv 7
Take a buddy or a date she doesn't deserve that treat.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
And that's when you ask her if you can still have sex just "as friends".
djohnson0891 0
Lol that's what I would do
mike3775 39
If you can't find anyone else to go with you, go on the cruise and have fun. Heck you may even meet a new GF on the cruise
Aerofresh 3
Tickets are non refundable you say? Well this is what you do. You find some other girl that likes you and then take her with you. Then tell your ex oh I'm sorry but I found someone else to take. THE BIG PAYBACK
shift_love 13
Why the **** would he want her back after that?
madmominaminivan 2
Sweetheart, you find a real friend and go on that trip with them. DO NOT TAKE that girl, she is only trying to use you. It is worth whatever it costs to change the name on her ticket. Then go have fun and celebrate your freedom!
Dustin_Pedobear 9
Ask her Mom or Sister.
worm34 4
What a bitch!! Just count it as a loss and tell her that's cool. Then wait until she's all packed and ready and burn the ticket in front of her! haha
b2ac 0
I Iike that idea